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trouser flute

Nothing like a quick tune on my trouser flute last thing at night to send me off to sleep!
by RLHorn October 13, 2008
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Trouser badgers

The noise created by the expulsion of air from the anus.
Someone farts and people ask 'what was that noise?'.
The person who farted explains that 'It was trouser badgers'.
by Trouserbadger June 10, 2009
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trouser cardio

Describes the process of blood flow to the penis causing an erection.
Wow you got me hot girl. I am light headed from all of the trouser cardio.
by chubalot March 30, 2010
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those are the sticks

"That's the situation". "It is what it is". The sticks have fallen and where they lay is now what you have to deal with (from the childhood game of pick up sticks).
"Aw man, I totally chunked my audition."
"Sorry dude, those are the sticks! Onto the next one."
by ShooshalooshONE July 29, 2017
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Texas Trouser Headlock

Texas Trouser Headlock
A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
by wes b January 17, 2007
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Elephant Trousers

Walking around with your trouser pocket linings and cock out.
"Shoulda seen Johnny last night, drunk as a cunt and wearing his elephant trousers...again
by maoZZ November 21, 2010
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44 thousand

Term populized by Artists Mike Kayihura through his song ' Sabrina' and adopted by his fan base to mean someone is doing well financially and is self dependable.

Independent, self-made.
Mike: Damn look at Sabrina!
Darius: She got 44 thousand man.
by Bembecleet May 20, 2020
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