Skip to main content
Usually a slow minded person, who tends to make odd noises and gestures but really is a good guy and can throw Nattys back
Thomas over there is only semi normal when compared to a drunk bum
Thomas by Civicbro1738 March 7, 2017
The most retarded, gay-ass person to exist in the known multiverse. Acts like a dumbass and is a cross-breed of a Giraffe and a train. Lamarck's theory which was previously disproved has a special case for Thomas. After many years of stretching his neck it has become elongated and is now a subnormal phenomenon. If you happen to find a Thomas whos neck is small consider yourself luck because only every 1 in 1 million Thomas have this feature. A few common characteristics include twitchy left eye and a common catch-phrase: "Did I ask?" Usually is very attracted to Arathenan. They are known to be natural soul mates. Twice in every year, the breed producing about 200-300 retards. The Thomas is naturally fond of skinny-long asians. He is commonly found in the backyards of many people. His car is usually the shopping cart. Lastly, one of the main catch phrases of Thomas is "Quick, get in. We have momentum!!"
Last week I saw a herd of Thomas running through the garbage dumb for dinner.
Thomas by Pazhaidam June 13, 2018
A short fat half Asian kid. Thomas normally has bologna nipples, a short dick, and fidget spinners in his ass hole. Thomas has constant shit stains in his drawers and doesn't know what toilet paper is.
Have you ever seen bologna nipples?

Ya Thomas never wears a shirt.
Thomas by honkapino June 23, 2017
He is the best boyfriend you could ever have he will love you and tell you he loves you with out hesitation. He will keep you safe no matter where you are or go
thomas by seenboo September 29, 2017
Thomas, I boy who has a tiny dick and gets no pussy
Yo you know that Thomas kid?
Yea he a pussy
Thomas by Pu$syMagnet April 23, 2019
Thomas = A person who is literary a pagan
Look at that Thomas over there, hes doing all sorts of pagan activities.
Thomas by The Pagan Watcher April 19, 2018