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twistedphonk

A retard who makes music (sometimes it's good)
twistedphonk - DONT REMIND ME IM MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS
by phonkzy April 20, 2023
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Twenty Twisted-Stick-Tire

How the year 2020 might appear when viewed from above.
{From a daily update to a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters}:
01-07-20 {or "2020 07 Jan.", or even "January 07, Twenty Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer}.
Just making my daily check-in from Tok AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding Cingular update planned for my website today...it concerns my having added an aerial video of flights of my DJI Phantom 3 standard FPV Drone to my website.
by Telephony December 9, 2019
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Upward twisted kitty cat

The yoga position where her upper torso twisted through her legs while standing . She facing her kitty cat.
She was in the upward twisted kitty cat position to where she could almost taste herself. Leaving all three holes available for me.
by James Gresham November 2, 2023
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Tea sweet and twisted

The latest gossip with all the juiciest and nastiest details.
Girl sit down and give me the tea sweet and twisted!
by Little Pajaro March 9, 2018
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Wrong side of a Twisted Tea

The act of hitting a person with an object. Whooping someones ass. Beating a person up with an unsual object.
You are going to find yourself on the wrong side of a twisted tea in a minute.
by Demon1337 January 1, 2021
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Twisted Scissor

similar to Scissoring, a couple locks legs at the hips and proceeds to rub anuses against each other. Often used by those with a preference for anal stimulation.
Hey Jerry, wrap those thunder thighs around me and let's rock out to some Twisted Scissor!
by MightyPez September 30, 2009
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A Twisted Illusion

A person who does not exist. A sub-consious side of one being who lives on the Planet Earth who was once a person, but forgot who they were. Some may say this person had a life, but the sub-consious took over and now lives alone, friendless, and something someone would call dead inside.

One feeling of symptoms of Bipolar, but isn't classified as such disease or illness.
Who am I, I am A Twisted Illusion...

As I stand before myself, I try to understand who I am... Flashes of what seems like a life appear before me...
by A Twisted Illusion September 12, 2008
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