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Frisky Thirster

A delicious cold beverage sure to brighten the mood of what may be some rough times. Originated upon a day following lack of sleep when said drink was noticed in a vending machine.
More appropriate use would specifically be a beer consumed in the morning before class, or any other activity where simply one drink could make a deifference.
-That sure looks like a frisky thirster!
by Jeshka January 9, 2009
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Scroll Thirsty

When someone ask's to use your phone, and suddenly decides to scroll thirstly through your pics and text
Jessica: Can i use your phone for a sec? Mine is dead

Paige: Yeah sure

*finds jessica scrolling through text messeges from ex-boyfriend

paige: damn girl when'd you become so Scroll Thirsty?
by paige <3 June 29, 2014
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Reverse Thirst

reverse thirst is most prevalent when women purposefully boast how sought after they are by posting pictures showcasing their physical assets or saying something to incite male attention and react as if they were unjustly objectified by all the single men they add to their friends list only to continuously validate their own self worth. These women are the first to use the term "thirsty" to describe male responses from less desirable suitors, but appear flattered when their ideal mates show favor in the same way.
Sasha got that #reversethirst going, made a post saying how she has no real friends and no one to help her and had a hundred thirsty homies trying to chill in an hour. She will call the one she was hoping to catch back and save the other dudes for another rainy day. Going ghost.

Shelley be making posts about how she has too many friends and needs people to remove her, forgetting she added all those dudes in one of her attention dry spells last week. Her reverse thirst game on point.

Tammy gonna go and post pics of her tits and wonder why none of the brothers be complimenting her on her neckline. reverse thirst gonna give that girl some sprite.
by kinkykarnival July 4, 2016
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hate thirst

When you are openly hating on someone, but really are just thirsty for them.
Frederick hate thirsts Cassandra all over Twitter and she pretends to hate it, but secretly Cassandra hate thirsts Frederick back. They are always fighting.
by DeadFreddy April 22, 2018
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Woke-thirsty

When someone is more interested in appearing woke than actually being woke....ie thirsty. Applies to those don't realize their opinions have been spoon-fed to them by the Mass Media Indie Hype Machine vis a vis It Girl Instagram handles since before they had a mind to mold. Substitute rough-round-the-edges authenticity for slick alternative lifestyle stereotypes that are generally well-received, if unoriginal.

Someone who...
- describes their esoteric, nonexistent or ill-formed philosophical beliefs as generically "spiritual"
- can be seen calling out people for cultural appropriation while not fully understanding the systemic socio-political power dynamics at play or the cultural and/or religious significance of the items in question. Can't distinguish between cultural appropriation and cultural borrowing, proceeds to judge multiculturalism superficially, without feeling the need to honor or recognize the other culture by educating oneself about it
- posts obnoxious self-congratulatory prose on their socials intended solely to validate and/or promote themselves. Might also identify as a SJW
- sports basic af hipster tattoos
- sports basic af body modifications that might've passed as cool 5-10 years ago but are now passe
- takes vacations where they go "off the grid," visits world wonders and leaves literal shit behind, or stays at an ashram and lets everyone know they did "Eat Pray Love"
I just got back from Burning Man and there were so many Libertarian CEOs, Trustfundadults, celebrities, backpackers, hippie posers and wanna-be flowerchilds there. They all just wanted to IG festival outfits and party in the desert instead of radically envisioning a shift in their own cultural values......so woke-thirsty

Don't go to a restaurant with her...she's on a new vegan, all-organic and gluten-free diet, and she always interrogates the servers and then sends food back. I'm a celiac and my girlfriend has Hashimoto's disease and we don't even make as much of a fuss. So woke-thirsty.

I saw a girl dressed up as a gypsy at a music festival and saw her verbally tearing apart a poor girl wearing a bindhi....doesn't she know gypsy is a racial slur for the Romani? Ugh, just another woke-thirsty bitch

He's a massage therapist in his 30s and still overusing phrases like speak your truth, live your best life, and fomo. Anyone with a bald-spot saying "YOLO" is woke-thirsty

She's so woke-thirsty...she has every entry-level hipster tattoo imaginable: a dreamcatcher, an anchor, a lavender sprig, her astrological sign, birds in flight, a mandala, the "ohm" sign, a cartoon / Simpsons character, a few shitty stick-and-pokes, a pet's name, multipl "watercolor" tattoos.

She's so woke-thirsty...she only got her septum pierced because saw James Charles and FKA Twigs with it done. That, and she liked how it looked on her Snapchat filter
by TheShadyLibrarian September 18, 2019
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Quarantine Thirst

When you spend so long in isolation that you start getting overcome with horny thoughts and can’t help but go after sexy times with folks you never would in normal times
Aishanee come down wit dat quarantine thirst hard lately! You see those scandalous stories she posted to da gram?!
by Lynke June 18, 2020
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Thirsty

To crave attention.
Trying to talk to the opposite sex (most likely)

Like if a girl/guy like someone they try wayyy to hard to talk to them when the person isn't giving them the time of day
damn why he so thirsty..he's always in my inbox trying to talk to me,like can't he see that I don't want him !
by nainai16 July 11, 2012
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