Lasagna Problem

1. An issue or conflict that has many layers.

2. Not currently being in possession of lasagna

Ken's a nice guy most of the time, but he's really disrespectful towards women. My conscience won't let me be friends with him. But he gives me rides to work. But he steals our coworkers' food. What a lasagna problem.

I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.

by Not sick... yet February 23, 2017

Brenden Problem

Problems that your typical Brenden would have. Like breaking a chair out of frustration then deciding that you actually needed the chair to sit in and kept the chair.

"I threw my controller on the ground and now it's broken but I really still want to finish this game."

"Sounds like a Brenden Problem"

by Iaea August 10, 2019

no problem buddy

Unbothered by another person's issues

Bud🤓- "Hey man! thanks for dropping off Molly, I've been looking everywhere for her!"
Guy😎- " No problem buddy, just doing what I do best, my guy!🤙🏼🫂🔌

by XxhAMBERgerxX September 11, 2023

Brain Problem

A phase for police in Hong Kong to use. Police use this phase to reply foreigner if foreigner asks police question with english or other non-chinese language. Using this phase allows police to get away from the conversation.

Hong Kong police ; 'Hey! You there! Who are you?'
Foreign Press : 'My name is Brian, wht's the problem?'
Hong Kong police : 'Brain Problem?'

Foreign Press : '???'
Hong Kong police : '???'
Conversation end

by Whothehellcarewhtmynameis October 19, 2019

Dubai Problems

First world problems faced by residents of the United Arab Emirate, Dubai

I can't get my Lamborghini over speed bumps, typical Dubai problems.

by Dubai Problems July 15, 2019

Horse Problem

A problem you have that is out of your control, something you just have to ride out until the solution comes to you. Much like a horse inside of an elevator.

"This breakup healing process is just a horse problem."

by whyen October 23, 2022

Slaughter Problem

Term described above that was created by the students of Ann Lauver's 6th period Geometry Class of State High. Class of 2010.

See above "Slaughter Problem"

by I still hate Slaughter Problem June 15, 2010