Wow I’m glad I’m the first in one hundred years to win all those championships. Do you think my future girl friend will be excited? The gift that keeps on NOT giving.
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
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Ophelia: "Oh my, you're still very hard Johnny!"
Johnny: "You know what they say, it's the gift that keeps on giving!"
Ophelia: "Oh my, you're still very hard Johnny!"
Johnny: "You know what they say, it's the gift that keeps on giving!"
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 7, 2022
Get the The Gift That Keeps on Giving mug.All the family hurts and disagreements never stopped and never healed. The people involved were terminal but "Family Discord ~ the Rift that Keeps on Living" outlived them all.
by anonymous April 30, 2022
Get the Family Discord ~ the Rift that Keeps on Living mug.It's a reality TV show that follows the Kardashian sisters as they sleep around with black men. Kim Koondarshian in particular is known to hook up with dirty looking and angry looking rappers and making sex tapes. The show is pretty worthless as is the entire family, but the Jewish producers at E love it because it makes money.
I had a car accident and I almost died. I had to be flown on a helicopter to the nearest hospital. There I met a handsome black man with 6 fingers who had a crazy aggressive attitude. I felt in love with him and we made a sex tape while an Indian girl with no legs crawled around the floor. I was Keepin Up with the Koondashians!
by The Man who Knew Too Much October 9, 2011
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Bro, that’s such a common mistake. It’s Keeping up with the SHITHEADS!
Bro, that’s such a common mistake. It’s Keeping up with the SHITHEADS!
by Brutus The Definer July 3, 2018
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“Why do so many people in this town have the same last name? Are they keeping it in the family or what?”
by nlolhere November 9, 2020
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"I don't know, man, I haven't been keeping up with the kardashians and she doesn't like going down there when I don't."
"I don't know, man, I haven't been keeping up with the kardashians and she doesn't like going down there when I don't."
by sexybackbob May 13, 2010
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