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When watching AMATEUR porn and the male refers to the pledge wipe as a playmate. Jeez I thought this was supposed to be amateur man. What a boner killer.
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
Get the Boner killer mug.This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.
“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.
Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
Get the Missing husband mug.When in the Midwest men will play sports and lose. Therefore God blesses women of that area with a Loser attractor.
“No way mom! I’ve got a loser attractor! “Pfffffft”
“No way mom! I’ve got a loser attractor! “Pfffffft”
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
Get the Loser attractor mug.a dark hole of some sort typically located on women of a certain mating region. Slang: derogatory. Used for relief of liquid, air, and penetration by can’t do it personality’s. A fathers first want and third worse nightmare.
Hey Susan last night I introduced Greg to my dad. Greg doesn’t buy me things and farted on my family’s couch it was brand new and top of the line. Afterwards, we went home together after knowing each other for two days and I let him plunge my pie crust. Do you think I’m setting the bar to high for the other women?
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
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Don’t ride on the back of a lollipops motorcycle.
Don’t ride on the back of a lollipops motorcycle.
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
Get the A Lollipop mug.Noun, Slang- A dark “Possibly” wet hole typically located on females of the Midwest North American region that is used for stuffing “Usually” JUNK into and having high or low hopes of having to haul said hole around until death do them part by thee semi driver. Semi being English for: Part hauler part holler.
Trailer: more commonly referred to as a mobile home or male of a genital length reaching seven or more inches. One who is a member of thee seven up club #7UP.
Sought by winners however, not usually low enough to budge to take a semi-trailer on a date because they’re foul by age Adult.
Trailer: more commonly referred to as a mobile home or male of a genital length reaching seven or more inches. One who is a member of thee seven up club #7UP.
Sought by winners however, not usually low enough to budge to take a semi-trailer on a date because they’re foul by age Adult.
This is my Semi-Trailer I will use it to attract a male. However, I’ll probably never be seen in public with out a male therefore causing high possibilities of ending the nickname given. If I’ve referred to this as my semi-trailer my boyfriend definitely was not a winner. 317
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
Get the Semi-Trailer mug.Wow I’m glad I’m the first in one hundred years to win all those championships. Do you think my future girl friend will be excited? The gift that keeps on NOT giving.
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
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