This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.
“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.
Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
by RightTriangle October 07, 2019
When watching AMATEUR porn and the male refers to the pledge wipe as a playmate. Jeez I thought this was supposed to be amateur man. What a boner killer.
by RightTriangle October 07, 2019
Wow I’m glad I’m the first in one hundred years to win all those championships. Do you think my future girl friend will be excited? The gift that keeps on NOT giving.
by RightTriangle October 07, 2019
Noun, Slang- A dark “Possibly” wet hole typically located on females of the Midwest North American region that is used for stuffing “Usually” JUNK into and having high or low hopes of having to haul said hole around until death do them part by thee semi driver. Semi being English for: Part hauler part holler.
Trailer: more commonly referred to as a mobile home or male of a genital length reaching seven or more inches. One who is a member of thee seven up club #7UP.
Sought by winners however, not usually low enough to budge to take a semi-trailer on a date because they’re foul by age Adult.
Trailer: more commonly referred to as a mobile home or male of a genital length reaching seven or more inches. One who is a member of thee seven up club #7UP.
Sought by winners however, not usually low enough to budge to take a semi-trailer on a date because they’re foul by age Adult.
This is my Semi-Trailer I will use it to attract a male. However, I’ll probably never be seen in public with out a male therefore causing high possibilities of ending the nickname given. If I’ve referred to this as my semi-trailer my boyfriend definitely was not a winner. 317
by RightTriangle October 07, 2019
Hey Ron how’s it going herd your daughter got a teaching job and is married now!?
“The little Queso dip is growing up fast.”
Welcome to 2019 and beyond good luck.
“The little Queso dip is growing up fast.”
Welcome to 2019 and beyond good luck.
by RightTriangle October 07, 2019
A deck builder is a man NEVER sought out by a mullet hole if he has achieved certain social status. Wanted to build a Non-holy shit deck for said mullet holes family, at certain age now with grandchildren. However, mullet holes are easily swept off feet and dislike family. Therefore a deck builder is most likely a man with a pornhub subscription. What a joy.
One day I want to never meet a deck builder wanna know why? Personally I think he ran my brother over in a football game. Damn deck builders I’m just not even going to go to church anymore either.
by RightTriangle October 07, 2019
When in the Midwest men will play sports and lose. Therefore God blesses women of that area with a Loser attractor.
“No way mom! I’ve got a loser attractor! “Pfffffft”
“No way mom! I’ve got a loser attractor! “Pfffffft”
by RightTriangle October 07, 2019