by noneofyobeemovieporn February 18, 2021

Saying I love you to a person you are not formally dating, or have recently started dating, as seen on how I met your mother the television show
by Deareedoubleyou December 18, 2014

Derived from unabomber Ted Kaczynski, a term in similar vein to "brodog" or "broster". Reserved for persons of the highest order of broship.
by Strych_9 October 8, 2007

Father Ted is a great series. However, a friend of ours had bigged it up so much that it could never live up to the stratospheric heights that he had set it and, while good, it didn't. He had therefore 'father tedded' Father Ted.
Robert told Della that he had a big cock. In fact it was only 4". Della was upset and told Robert that he had father tedded things too often and that she was very disappointed with the size of his cock!
by Teddus December 11, 2006

A little bitch boy that was only 5’10 and his full name was “Theodore Robert Bundy” and would get mad at and kill a women or girl when she laughed at his microscopic cock or not call him daddy and he is so terrible that when he was on death row other inmates raped him and screamed “We don’t like rape’os!” And Ted was also a republican so that is very stinky
by Kitten Salad July 10, 2020

The Zodiac Killer
by MackMurphy May 11, 2016

I don't know where that moron got that Ted Turner was a republican. He's probably in the top ten most liberal people is the U.S.
by Gangsta P.I.M.P. September 6, 2005
