The shoe is on the floor!

A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.

Bill: The shoe is on the floor!
Janet: I LOVE YOU AND I AM ANGRY!

by Chris Spargo March 5, 2008

Flaming Shoe

Throwing a stray shoe found on the street at a moving car which later turns out to be a undercover cop.

-How did she get a ticket last night?
-She pulled a flaming shoe man!!

by lkdasjflkajsd November 1, 2010

Outdoor shoes

A pair of shoes you fuck up so badly, you decide to dedicate them to getting more fucked up until they become unwearable. Usually very muddy and torn up

Me: John, I slipped on mud and fell into a river trying to cross it, and while trying to get back up, a rock tore the soul of my shoe

John: damn those shoes look nasty as fuck

Me: yeah I guess there my outdoor shoes now

by Squid GTR February 18, 2020

starting with a shoe

Something that started as a small issue but snowballed into something big.
Origin: Goncharov. Iykyk.

Person A: We broke up again.
Person B: Let me guess, over the burnt brownies from last week?
Person A: Talk about starting with a shoe...

by inrmn November 24, 2022

buttfucking shoes

A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that one puts on when shit's gonna get real.

Mike: Holy cow!, John just put on his buttfucking shoes!!
Jason: Well, I guess Lisa better get ready for some anal action!

by Thegundy April 14, 2022

horse-shoe

Chewing tabbacco packed from one end of the jaw to the other

I got a big buzz of of the horse-shoe lipper i just threw in

by jkane December 21, 2004

shoe clerk

A term commonly used in the military, often used to describe someone with an asinine job or someone who enforces retarded regulations.

Normally directed at finance or services and other useless douchebags that fuck everyting up

Pilot 1: That fucking shoe clerk checked my socks before he let me into the DFAC
Pilot 2: yeah he asked me for my ID card, i'm in fucking uniform!

That fucking shoe clerk screwed me over on my travel voucher!

by AF dude March 20, 2008