A pair of shoes you fuck up so badly, you decide to dedicate them to getting more fucked up until they become unwearable. Usually very muddy and torn up
Me: John, I slipped on mud and fell into a river trying to cross it, and while trying to get back up, a rock tore the soul of my shoe

John: damn those shoes look nasty as fuck

Me: yeah I guess there my outdoor shoes now
by Squid GTR February 19, 2020