muff smuggle

When a woman hides something in her vagina to transfer illegal goods to another place.
Mary Jane muff smuggled her weed when she flew from Seattle to Tucson.
by Masnatseoj February 08, 2012
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muff trim

When a girl is in desperate need of a bikini wax
Juli, you need a muff trim you're sprouting on the sides
by Gemijoy June 20, 2003
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Muff Corner

When a group of angry lesbians take over a corner or area of a club. With the specific aim of muffing it up.

Its like a Muller corner but with muff, hopefully no crunch maybe a bit of fruit and a lot of yoghurt.
Hannah: Check out the group in the corner dining on their lady cakes.

Tom: Oh my god!! Such a Muff Corner!

Frankie: What the Shell!!
by TSMC March 24, 2010
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muff cruncher

A muff cruncher is the male virsion of a slut
Hes such a muff cruncher, he crunched 12 girls muffs in one night
by Fat_boy_slim_shady October 08, 2008
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muff glutton

Someone who has pussy on there face alot
Andy is such a muff glutton I think the only pussy he hasn't had is his nan's and that's because she is really a he
by mitch00uk April 14, 2015
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muff guff

Poetic euphamism: The spontaneous and audible expulsion of air from the vaginal cavity, often during fast-paced coitus. There exists a breed of women that can and will perform this phenomenon on cue.
Pitch and tone can be determined by manipulation of the pelvic floor or 'kiki' muscles.
For further reference, see also queef and fanny fart.
Girl: 'My muff guff abilities are so advanced, I've been invited to join the London Philamuffic.'
by Battered Platinum June 09, 2005
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Muff Bomber

A man who plays the odds by dropping an identical pick up tactic on every woman in the room, he is successful when he scores with one. A good score is when he gets with 1 woman out of the 40 that he hits on in the same nightclub. Pretty much the man you want to avoid in the clubs.
When you see a guy across the room hitting on every girl... he is a muff bomber. The sad thing is... it works for most of my muff bombing douche bag guy friends.
by Eva- Vancouver, BC January 30, 2010
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