joint juice

Hydrates and lubricates joints with 1500 mg of glucosamine.

Man I was fucking Jennifer's mom last night and her knees started squeeking so I gave that bitch some joint juice.

by Jesse and Rob April 24, 2007

Joint Custody

When one nigga wont pass the joint to the other nigga...

Nah Nigga, I got joint custody!

by TiiingTiiing April 09, 2010

new joint

Noun. A 'new joint' is something better than what you smoked, bought, ate, wore, or got laid by in the past. It's anything a cut above.

"Got me a 6-cylinder 'new joint'"
"This outfit is a 'new joint.'"

by goldielucks January 11, 2006

cross joint

The apex of the vortex of joint engineering (the future).

Hey man, this cross joint is the apex of the vortex of joint engineering.

by James Franco's Cousin September 09, 2011

up in this joint

A way to say what's trending

Girl 1: Omg, Huaraches are sooooo up in this joint!
Girl 2: Ikr, so true!! I finna go buy some right now!

by Dooblox #1 April 22, 2018

bad joint

A female who is highly attractive; using the word bad as slang for sexy and/or hot and joint as in a female who you would preferably have sex with.

Any female who can be characterized as attractive

1. Beyonce Knowels
2. Misty Love
3. Kelly Rowland (pure brown skin BAD JOINT)

by kayy lovely May 10, 2009

dutch joint

a marijuana joint smoked mostly by europeans that uses two rolling papers and the tobacco from a cigarette. the tobacco allows it to burn for longer and, if you don't normally smoke cigarettes, it gives you an extra good buzz.

"that dutch joint burned forever"

by rachel April 13, 2004