taxes

What most of you don't pay if you got kids or don't work.

"Look!! President Bush gave us all this money back,even after we got back more than we put in."
Its called welfare people.

by your welcome September 3, 2003

Telesto

A gun created by bungie for the game destiny 2. it Is also bungie's worst nightmare as it always breaks the game just after it was fixed.

'hey dude wanna play destiny 2 ?'
'servers down'
'why ?'
'telesto"
"oh..."

by SamTheSamSams March 20, 2020

Tejesh

Tejesh is the most Handsome guy alive in this whole world. He is a Very good friend to those who is gonna be good to him. Loyal and Talkative, giving him an edge in Winning arguements.

Whatever u do U ain't gonna become tejesh

by DrShaunMurphy November 24, 2021

Subaru Telescope

Subaru is an 8.2 meter (27.06 foot) optical-infrared telescope located at the summit of Maun Kea in Hawaii. It is operated by the National Astronomical Observatory of Japan (NAOJ). On the internet, visit www.naoj.org for more information.

The Subaru Telescope is one of the largest telescopes ever built.

by wichita July 3, 2006

busted tees

A website that sells T-shirts with slogans on them that would be funny if they weren't on a t-shirt.

Scott: Hey guys, look at my funny shirt!!! I'm cool!!!
Joe: It's not funny if I have to read a fucking paragraph just to get the point, retard.

I hate busted tees.

by Vaughn Proctor April 8, 2006

Helena Tees

Helena is besties with Josephine Damjanovic and izzy ob they do dumb shit together like buy 12 frozen cokes. She is as hot as the sun and everyone likes her. Shes a bondi chic and is fit as fuk

Josephine: Where tf is Helena Tees
Izzy ob: Probably at the beach with her boyfriend Jett

by snitch bitch ;) October 17, 2019

Tenessee Tit Tweedler

Someone who loves to fondel boobies from tenessee.

Billy Ray squeezed Jan's boobies. He must be a tenessee tit tweedler.

by A to the U and E to the L September 4, 2005