Texas Show Down

When a group of two plus males stand side by side in a line and jerk off the first one to ejaculate wins the race. There can be no out side influences on the participants (Female or other male touching, no toys, to porn) just the participants and their hand of choice and their imagination. If a participant does use any foreign aid that results in immediate disqualification. The community (Spectators/ other participants/ whoever else is in that general area) choses the punishment for the cheater.

Dean: Jack! Guess what.
Jack: What?
Dean: Chris was cought cheating in a Texas Show Down and the punishment what to eat the other participants cum!
Jack: Oh Shit!

by 5wampDaddy January 26, 2019

dry text

when you are texting someone and they aren’t making the conversation worth continuing.

dry texting is when you are texting someone and they use the phrases like yahhh, mhm, that’s good, cool or nice are used over and over again until you are in an endless oboes of boredom because they don’t know how to text you back.

by chastyn dutcher January 9, 2021

text lesbian

A 'text lesbian' is a male who poses as a lesbian in chat rooms, ostensibly for the purpose of snuggling up to chicks. The male necessarily remains in 'text' because to voice would give up the game.

I am a bit concerned about Gonzo... the bastard's losin' his balls and is becoming like a total weasel. I caught him posing as a text lesbian in Tattooed Biker Sluts yesterday.

by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

Gesture Textbook

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V member of the extraordinary boyband BTS

Kpop idols and trainees watch BTS V fancams to learn from his stage presence and various expressions. V's "stage gestures" are enough to make one lose their sanity.

K-media has labelled BTS V as "ROOKIES BIBLE", "STAGE GENIUS" & "GESTURE TEXTBOOK"

Kim Taehyung is rookie idols role model and Gesture Textbook

by kpop happening May 10, 2021

Big Texas

When you're having anal sex and you pull out and scream,"We struck oil!" or "Oil spill!"

I heard Dylan gave Josh a Big Texas.

by DoinUrMom November 17, 2012

Textbook Daddy

(Noun)

Someone whose studying behaviors are attractive. A subcategory of "daddy" but applicable across genders/sex.

Can be used to reference one's studious partner.

My girlfriend is a total textbook daddy; she's been studying all day every day for grad school.

by LostHiker November 10, 2021

Textpectation

The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

I just texted her for a date – but now the textpectation is killing me.

by Harvey W July 21, 2006