Tele-loafing

The act of being physically located at your computer in your office, cubicle or other workplace, but wasting time on your office computer on personal matters as if you were at home. It is the opposite of tele-commuting or tele-working.

Mary was so proud of herself about how she got so much done at the office today, updating her facebook page and all. It was another productive day of tele-loafing.

by Scroh April 25, 2009

tele-dodonicks

An interface, usually seen in science fiction, for humans to remotely pilot a warrior robot in action.

tele-dodonicks, as shown in the film Pacific Rim.

by grawlee May 24, 2013

taleeb

A annoying guy but sweet you actually feel like you've known him your whole life. He makes you laugh, he's cute and hot but he will be your best friend

Wow taleeb I need to get one of those !

by Hey10978 December 3, 2017

TEEEE

A common nickname used for friends & family whose first name begins with the letter "T".

Antonio: hey Cesco have you seen Taj

Cesco: No I haven't I MISS TEEEE

by EarlySpore November 29, 2018

TELEBORTION

an {abortion} {teleportation }

made by two dumbasses in a discord call

hey honey! I got a telebortion!

by funny big laugh June 20, 2020

TiT Teeeeez

A big humungi sand bag.

I went to the Indian Museum and saw TiT Teeeeez!!!

by Shuqing January 29, 2007

telecon

noun: a telephone conference whereby your life force is inexorably sucked out of your asshole while your ears are assaulted by the droning of some corporate or government lackey. When accompanied by Webex or Virtual Meeting, it becomes the office equivalent of water boarding.

Slave 1: Dude, did you dial-in to the management telecon this morning?

Slave 2: Yeah - 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back

by paddyoski March 4, 2010