Teenage Boy

Male of the species 13-?(it is greatly unknown until at what age a guy grows out of his instincts of pubescent idiocy). Often identified by moronic immature actions, obscenity , hormones so thick in their blood you can practically smell them, and obliviousness to the world around him.

The other day I watched 3 teenage boys in a shopping cart racing down a dirt hill, they crashed at the bottem.

They still color on the faces in our textboooks. That should've started and ended in 5th grade.

Guys just can't seem to take a hint! would it kill them to pay attention once and a while. The report was due yesterday, we have homework tonight, I smiled, I flipped my hair, I wore your favorite color today, and all you can pay attention to is that racy picture of Megan Fox on your binder.

by TeenageGirl August 6, 2009

Teenage Dirtbag

A teenager that disregards laws and rules, not in the pursuit of attention but because they fucking can. Common practices of a teenage dirtbag include reckless behaviour, an "idgaf about anything" attitude and "I do whatever tf I want" mindset.

Examples of this behaviour include:
- Smoking weed in unconventional places
- Consumption of illicit substances
- Trespassing
- Being wasted out of your mind
- Reckless driving
- Vandalism
- Shouting profanities out a car window at other civilians
- The dealing of illicit substances
- Any act that your parents would disown you over etc

Look at that teenage dirtbag hotboxing a tunnel with a makeshift carrot pipe, using a candle to smoke instead of a bic lighter.

by DexyDemon November 4, 2022

air headed teenage girl

A girl between the ages of 13 and 19 who only likes something because it's cute or 'hawt'. They are usually stupid too, and most likely vain.

Air headed teenage girl - OMG! I totally love this band!
Non air-headed girl - Oh, what do they sing?
Air headed teenage girl - I dunno, but the singer's HAWT!!!!
Non air-headed girl - You're such an air-head...
Air-head - What's an air-head?

by ~HeYa~ September 5, 2010

Teenage Girl Syndrome

Removing/adding vowels and constants from words while typing or SMS messaging. Other symptoms include, the frequently misspelling of words on purpose, and the overuse of acronyms.

Girl: OMG, lol ur so hawt!

Boy: You seem to be suffering from TGS.

Girl: Whutttttttt?

Boy: Teenage Girl Syndrome

by redword1314 February 7, 2010

teenage mutant ninja turtles

An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.

Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!

TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!

Me: Fuckin' A!

by Gizwidget February 14, 2007

teena marie

A white singer with a black voice. Also sometimes known as Tina Marie. She was married to Rick James.

Teena Marie has songs like Eve, Portuguese Love, Still in Love, and Ebony Eyes.

by Angelacia May 15, 2007

teefaulk

Teefaulk is the rudest bitch around. At first glance she is a quite girl who keeps to herself, but don't be fooled she is secretly judging and mocking you. Teefaulk is ruthless behind her sweet quite exterior is the rute of all rudeness.

Person 1: you know I never saw that girl talk, what's her deal?

Person 2: don't be fooled, she's a total teefaulk

by Abbbbbbbbb November 22, 2013