teenage boy

perverts obesessed w video games, sex, and beef jerky

teenage boy

by sofandzoe April 13, 2009

Teena

She is the most beautiful, most loving, most caring person ever!!!!!!!!! She loves making people smile and laugh. She is so cute and so amazing and beautiful. I guarantee that you will love her. She is always there when you need her and you will never ever find anyone like her.

PERSON 1: Teena looks soooooooooooooooo cute😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
PERSON 2: OMDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS YOU HAVE TOLD ME ABOUT A MILLION TIMES BEING REALISTIC AND ITS ONLY 10AM!!!!!!!!!
PERSON 1:OOOOOPSIE Sorry its because she is always on my mind and her dress looks extra cute today🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💞💞💞💞💕💕💕💖💖💖💖💖.

by JAVERIA BATOOL December 10, 2019

Teenage Gloomies

When a teenager is feeling gloomy for one reason or another. Can deal with love, homework, or other typical teenage problems, like mood swings in general. Will usually pass in a couple days or less. Sometimes lasts longer, the bigger the issue.

Does not have to do with life-changing problems, like parents divorce, death of family members, etc.

Person 1: I was rejected, and now I am feeling sad. Am I getting depressed, like, seriously?

Person 2: No, you probably just have a case of Teenage Gloomies.


or

Person 1: Urgh, I can't control my feelings anymore! I'm going from sad to happy to sad again in a minute! Am I getting some sort of clinical depression?

Person 2: Nah, you just have a bad case of the Teenage Gloomies. It'll pass.

by pockymousie March 24, 2009

Teeba

A kindhearted girl who will never let you down. She often puts your needs first and tries to keep you happy. Don't let a Teeba go if you find her!

Teeba is so sweet!
My friend is called Teeba, she's really kind.

by starryfish April 29, 2020

Teegan

The male version of Teegan is an awesome spectacle, he is the only man that could survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris and live to laugh about it. Women all want him. A simple glance is enough to make panties wet. He know Victoria's Secret. The only words to ever slow him during sex is "honey I'm home". The man can piss his own name into concrete. When learning CPR he resuscitated the dummy. He is the man.

i was set to marry the girl of my dreams but a guy named Teegan walked by and she was instantly in love. Sadly, I couldn't blame her as I was too.....

by JR54273 March 11, 2017

Teenage Boy

Male of the species 13-?(it is greatly unknown until at what age a guy grows out of his instincts of pubescent idiocy). Often identified by moronic immature actions, obscenity , hormones so thick in their blood you can practically smell them, and obliviousness to the world around him.

The other day I watched 3 teenage boys in a shopping cart racing down a dirt hill, they crashed at the bottem.

They still color on the faces in our textboooks. That should've started and ended in 5th grade.

Guys just can't seem to take a hint! would it kill them to pay attention once and a while. The report was due yesterday, we have homework tonight, I smiled, I flipped my hair, I wore your favorite color today, and all you can pay attention to is that racy picture of Megan Fox on your binder.

by TeenageGirl August 6, 2009

Teenage Dirtbag

A teenager that disregards laws and rules, not in the pursuit of attention but because they fucking can. Common practices of a teenage dirtbag include reckless behaviour, an "idgaf about anything" attitude and "I do whatever tf I want" mindset.

Examples of this behaviour include:
- Smoking weed in unconventional places
- Consumption of illicit substances
- Trespassing
- Being wasted out of your mind
- Reckless driving
- Vandalism
- Shouting profanities out a car window at other civilians
- The dealing of illicit substances
- Any act that your parents would disown you over etc

Look at that teenage dirtbag hotboxing a tunnel with a makeshift carrot pipe, using a candle to smoke instead of a bic lighter.

by DexyDemon November 4, 2022