Tebowism

n. the repeated use of God's help in order to come back and win in the fourth quarter of a game

Tim Tebow is a worshiper of Tebowism.

by tebowisjesus January 21, 2012

Tim Tebowner

Having a passionate love for Tim Tebow, or Jesus Christ but, mostly Tim Tebow.
A boner for Tim Tebow.

Guy 1: Hey bro, do you like the Broncos?
Guy 2: Of course! I have the biggest Tim Tebowner.

by D Snack January 21, 2012

Tebow

The act of one man fucking another.

"Did you hear about Justin? Ryan caught him getting Tebowed hard last night!"

by denver92 October 30, 2011

Tebowing

The act of conspicuously praying on one knee with a hand to the face.

The girl was tebowing so hard she didn't notice that I'd given her a Dirty Sanchez after the Donkey Punch.

by Trumplix Bawlz December 31, 2011

Tebowing

Dropping to a knee in gracious praise to Allah........all the while stuffing Satan's face with your testicles (see te-bagging).

I was so happy Jesus let me make that putt that I instantly tore off all my clothes, began Tebowing and bounced by big sweaty Christian balls right off Lucifer's supple chin.

by Teboner December 19, 2011

Norman Tebbit

A former torey minister and brown toungued, nazi, arse boy of Margret Thatcher best known for his ability to ride a bike whilst balancing a hotel on his head.

"If my love of my country makes me a racist, then so be it!!" (Norman Tebbit - 1978 Conservative party conference)

"Will some one dig me out of this pile of rubble" (Norman Tebbit - 1984 Torey Party conference)

by black flag June 26, 2004

tebay

a socialy pathetic fat ass

Omg mark is such a tebay he cant get girls to talk to him

by Hatake August 17, 2007