E-Teasing

Teasing yourself watching online porn to streamline sex with your partner i.e. couldnt be arsed with foreplay

I spent 20 minutes on Redtube last night E-Teasing myself before I tackled the missus

by 6dia6hal6 March 24, 2012

How Long You Been Teain

As Adam W. would say " I Been Teain since i been Teain!

Adam how long u been teain?

by Jesse R May 27, 2004

tearin

this simply means i am leaving or lets go

im tearin yard meaning i am goin home
or
lets tear meaning lets go

by juicyluci February 22, 2004

tearin 'em up

A meaning of sudden wealth of good fortune such as a sport. Or an unexpected performance.

The Patriots are really tearin 'em up on offense today.

by Evan Williams October 1, 2007

Tearing up the mulch

when someone is wearing boots with spikes or blades on the bottom, they are ready to tear up the mulch.

Random Person 1: Did you see the boots (insert name here)is wearing?

Random Person 2: Yeah, they're totally ready to be tearing up the mulch.

by Samuel Crushington, Ph.D. February 19, 2011

Teavening

An evening spent drinking tea. Can be enhanced by the addition of biscuits, usually Rich Tea or Digestive. A quintessential British activity.

I had a lovely teavening...

by mr.awesomeness. July 20, 2011

Tearing Tired

When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.

I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.

by BallingHardxo October 18, 2012