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Are you serious?

Used to describe frustration or disbelief.
*Moving Walkway at ski resort stops*
Little kid in front of me: Are you serious? Come on! Are you serious?
by frabrizio March 7, 2017
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serious celeb obsession (SCO)

Someone who is completely obsessed with a certain celebrity and..

1. tries to look like them, dress like them or act like them
2. thinks everything in common with them is fate
3. non stop connects everything with them
4. screams when they hear their name, see them or hear them
5. thinks that when they are watching a vid of them, the celeb is connecting with them in some way. i.e smiling and looking into the camera.
6. stalks them
7. imagines the celeb is with them or watching them
8. thinks they are the celeb reincarnated or they are the celeb
9. gets jelous when other people say they like the celeb or if the celeb is with a girlfreind/boyfriend
10. It gets extremely serious when the person suffering becomes so obsessed all their life surrounds is the celeb :|
serious celeb obsession (SCO)

johnny depp: my favourite colour is black..
SCO sufferer: Omg so is mine we are so alike, we would get along, we could be like soulmates...

SCO sufferer: stay away jew, i am hitler reincarnated

SCO sufferer: He just looked at me and winked!
Friend: no he looked into the camera for a second and blinked
SCO sufferer: you didnt see it cos he didnt want you to
by doctorweird February 7, 2010
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Seriously.5

Literal Definition: Serious and a Half

Basically, Seriously.5 is an enhancement to a dialogue that is said when the audience is in disbelief at the authenticity of an argument, event that took place etc... The speaker then re-establishes the argument as being Serious.5 which would therefore add extra emphasis to how "real" or "true" the speaker's statement actually is.
Steve: "Yo man, did you hear about Maria hooking up with Julian at that party?"
Dave: "GTFO brother, I was planning on going for that!" (reluctant to believe the story)
Steve: "Trust me, they were smashed out of their minds and I was right there when it happened bud; I'm being completely Seriously.5 right now."
by JoeySteel January 14, 2010
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suroush

Used to define a male who has a incredibly annoying personality commonly used in the english town of leamington spa as local slang
male1: See him he's such an annoying lad
male2: yeah what a suroush
male1: Win!
by TheEverythingOne February 1, 2012
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Surroused

He popped out of nowhere and surroused me!
by Lyricist5-15 June 5, 2013
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siriously

Siriously ? - This is used generally as a one word question when relating to apple's assistant skills in talk to text dictation. The horrendous inaccuracies that Siri types out that have to be corrected prior to sending out a message. The hopeful time savings are diminished by the requirement to fix the message manually
"Siriously? That is not what I said!" Also- "Are you Sirious? I said 'Buddy', not 'BUT, HE'..... "
by dcparkcity September 20, 2016
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Seriouscult

The seriouscult is a fraction in nalopia's discord who fight for the freedom of chair. If you join the cult you will get free cookies and a milf.
The seriouscult is fighting for the freedom of chair again.
by Hail the lee-der August 26, 2021
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