Chick and Egg Situation

A situation in which it is impossible to say which of two things existed first and which caused the other.
Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: The chicken
Q: Where did the chicken come from?
A: .....

It's a Chick and Egg situation - I don't know whether I was bad at the sciences because I wasn't interested in them or not interested in them and therefore not good at them.

by Cody Smith! December 28, 2008

The Situation

A nickname for this douchebag on MTV's "The Jersey Shore." His real name is Mike, and he has sick abs and is a funny guy, but he is too insecure to ever bang a hotty. Instead, The Situation settles for sixes at best, and is known to bring grenades back to the crib.

"I wish I had abs like The Situation."

"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."

"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."

by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010

Lifetime Tv Station

The biggest piece of crap tv station ever created that plays nothing but movies of men raping women, men killing women, women PSMing, and slutty teenage whores getting pregnant because i guess thats what women like to watch but really no.

"I had a really fun time watching that movie where a 14 year old girl gets knocked up by that 50- year old guy on the Lifetime Tv Station since we are women and this is what we like to watch," said one girl to the other girl.

by Tommy Cera August 2, 2008

Mexican Gas Station

When, after ejaculating inside of female cavity, the penis is allowed to soften a bit, and then used for urinating in said cavity. Most likely paired with saying "Filler Up Ma'am" In a Spanish accent.

Jim videotaped himself giving that girl a Mexican Gas Station.

by Five in tha Poo August 17, 2009

Situationship

Where your friends (or best friends) with someone, but have that emotional connection with that person in a relationship way. So you’re pretty much a couple but your just friends or best friends.

We live so far away and relationship might not be the way but do you want to be a situationship

by lil_FJ March 30, 2021

elk situation

A naked woman gets on her hands and knees. Naked guy #1 kneels in front of her, receiving fellatio. Naked guy #2 kneels behind her, performing anal intercourse. Meanwhile, guys #1 & #2 proceed to play cards ( blackjack, usually) on the womans back, being sure to throw down the cards vigorously at the end of each hand.

Yo, last night we were in an Elk Situation with this chick, and she kept complaining that we were hurting her back with the cards!!

by headstar October 29, 2011

Gas Station Rule

When traveling to a gas station or store in a car, everyone gets their seat back when returning to the vehicle, if in the store for less than 20 minutes.

-Shotgun!

-no, you n00b! Gas station rule!

by bryan C. July 23, 2007