Strategic Eating.

Meaning to eat in class/ or anywhere serious you aren't meant to eat food - WITHOUT getting caught.

Strategic eating is pretty much a gamble.

SUCCESS:

-Sitting in the back of English class with a bag of corn chips and slowly & quietly crunching some doritos yo.

WHEN FAILED :

-Chewing food ....then the teahcer asks you to answer the question. Then you're screwed.

=Detention :(

SUCCESS:
James was sitting next to Jessie in the back of English class & was Strategic Eating.

FAIL:

Jessie was chewing on some doritos and the teacher asked Jessie for the answer to a complicated question...Jessie failed with her mouth full.

by Umagz2 April 15, 2011

strategery

Ability to strategize. Only applies to rowing (crew).

Coxswains, today you will show your strategery!

by rowerman January 27, 2009

strategic investor

A strategic investor is someone who has a strategic reason for investing in your enterprise; that is, they have an over-arching interest in your success. You can find strategic investors by looking through your supply chain and your value chain. Even your competitors can be a source of strategic start-up capital if they are looking to you as a new co-opetitor.

Say you are bootstrapping a new home builder. A trade creditor (supplier) might extend credit to you for building materials and supplies or a client might give you a sizable down payment on a home purchase; in essence, each of them become a strategic investor in your business. Or say you are starting an athletic wear clothing business, department stores might give you a cash advance in return for exclusivity or a sports drink company might sponsor your line of clothing in return for co-branding opportunities.

by ProfBruce April 20, 2011

Strategy Beam

Term the most business-y people of all business people use when referring to a common projector. Everyday people put up information on the projector; the coolest kids utilize a strategy beam.

Let's go hit up the conference room and throw that presentation up on the Strategy Beam so we can build the business case for how our global initiatives are going to holistically synergize our go-to-market approach!

by CoolGuyRandall February 5, 2012

Strategic Food Hoarding

Hoarding and/or hiding food around the house to ensure that you're the only one who gets to eat it.

Because of my brother's strategic food hoarding, I can't find those chocolate chip cookies!
strategic food hoarding

by Ileikturtlez May 22, 2013

Strategic Throw-up

When you are at a party, and you cant drink anymore, but its still early - so you do a strategic throw up - throwing up, to make room for more.

"Dude, are you alright? Did you just throw up?"
"It was a strategic throw-up - now we can drink more!"

by splashiie April 28, 2017

strategically placed selfie

When a person makes it a point to put high quality selfies on their Snapchat story in hopes that their potential date will see it and respond.

Can be shortened to "SPS" for efficiency purposes.

Do you think Eric's snap is an strategically placed selfie (SPS) for me?

I need to put up a strategically placed selfie (SPS) for Eric to see.

by DontTellEric June 28, 2017