Stoner Penguin

The act of all of the stoners huddling together to keep warm during the winter while they smoke outside the school yard.

Look at all of the Stoner Penguins!

The March of the Stoner Penguins.

by I am seriously bored right now October 17, 2012

stoner cold

getting the sniffles after heavy use of cannabis either caught from passing joints or the lack of vitamin c attributed to weed smokers

whats wrong with you man

ah man Ive got another stoner cold that's the second one this month

by cosmic-rolley September 10, 2013

stoner shuffle

The process of shuffling playing cards(i.e. UNO cards) by dealing the cards into four piles and then combing all four piles of cards. This is the easiest way to shuffle while under the influence of some mary jane, but it is effective in all situations.

Person 1: "I'm too f**cked up to shuffle these cards!"
Person 2: "Just do the stoner shuffle, they'll be shuffled in no time!"

by NewYorkHippy September 30, 2015

stoner porn

Something that is Fun, or entertaining to look at.

That movie Dr.Strange, Stoner porn man. Nothin' but Kaleidoscopes.

by Commander Buns February 16, 2017

stoner thoughts

a thought by a person that is stoned that blows his or her mind

david is having stoner thoughts again.

by Ace20033 July 9, 2019

Stoner Crew

Only the most elite members of society, who can be identified by their clear love for weed. The people who come to school or work looking high as fuck, like they just woke up from a year long coma.

Jim: Ayo Matt, look at Mason over there looking high AF. Ms Nelson boutta take his ass to the principal.
Matt: Nah, don't worry Jimbo, he's Stoner Crew, he can take care of himself just fine.

by Strudelgod2001 September 7, 2020

Happy Stoner Dance

Term used to describe a relatively low-movement dance; typically includes to pointing of both index fingers while bending torso side-to-side in rhythm with whatever potentially rhythmic sounds within the vicinity.

Mary: "Dude, whats up with Ralph?"
Ralph: *Dancing very poorly*
Jack: "Happy stoner dance. He just smoked a joint and now they're playing his favorite song."
Mary: "Wow..."

by Kizn May 7, 2010