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Power Squeeze Bars

The bars found in handicap stalls so that retards don't fall over while laying bricks that are also used by normal people to squeeze while shitting to increase the intensity of the dump by up to 10x.
I couldn't get all of my poop out until I grabbed the power squeeze bars and clutched so hard that all fecal matter was let loose.
by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010
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Fish Squeezer

A person who squeezes the livers and/or various body parts of a fish in order to extracts its natural oils. A fish squeezer is a popular occupation for elderly females.
I applied to become a fish squeezer today for Nature's Own, I hope I get the job.
by Fishy-mcfishfish October 21, 2010
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wein squeeze

Friend 1: How was your night last night with Jill?
Friend 2: It was pretty good, but I only got a wein squeeze out of the deal.
by L. Cullen April 13, 2011
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Champ Squeeze

To squeeze hands like a champion; The act of clasping your hands and shifting them from the left side of your body to the right and back again in an act of personal celebration or in a moment of accomplishment; a physical body gesture that says "Bravo!"; used a means of offering congraulations or "kudos" to another person.
Greg was seen giving a champ squeeze on the podium after placing first in the race.
by Piper Tyson January 17, 2013
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My squeeze

You friend or homie, your good friend, someone that's always there for you
You're my squeeze
My squeeze is always there for me
by Drpepper2111 August 31, 2015
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COVID Squeeze

When your girl has covid and squeezes her pussy tightly around your cock while she coughs during sex.
Kept trying to make he cough last night so she’d give me a covid squeeze.

My girls pissed because I came too quick, but she gave me a covid squeeze and I couldn’t pull out.
by Probation Cocktails December 28, 2020
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reasonable squeeze

A professional ultimate frisbee team, consisting only of homosexual members.
Hey man, have you heard of reasonable squeeze? We should join.
by jabooty slayer March 19, 2022
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