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pencil squeezer

Verse of Ian Dury song:

'There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer'.

Also:

That rubber necked, pencil squeezer Ed Milliband couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery, let alone an effective government ...
by D B Cooper June 6, 2013
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squeeze me

Synonymous with "exsqueeze me" (i.e. comical variant form of "excuse me") but even more casual. It's an acceptable contraction because in British English speech the formal "excuse me" will often be rattled off informally as "'scuse me"; and so "exsqueeze me" naturally becomes "squeeze me".

Simplifying "exsqueeze" to "squeeze" has a logical linguistic appeal because of the context in which the phrase is used. Typically if a speaker wants to say "excuse me" it is because their movement / passage is in some way being obstructed by another person (i.e. the person to whom the statement is addressed). By conjuring up the notion of a request to be squeezed the deviant form is therefore highly appropriate: the act of squeezing would necessarily result in a constriction, which would in turn facilitate the original request (i.e. by being squeezed the speaker would become smaller, and so the obstruction which forced him to make the request would become less problematic).

It sounds absurd, and yet it makes perfect sense. A beautiful tweak!
When shuffling past an attractive lady on a narrow aircraft gangway: "squeeze me"
by Martin Raba September 1, 2008
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Main Squeeze

The person who you have your primary romantic/sexual relationship with, although you also see others casually.
I spent Friday night with my main squeeze after seeing that chick I sometimes mess around with in the afternoon.
by PolyGirlie October 14, 2003
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Squeezer

when a woman grebs a penis tightly till the helmet throbs
the missus gave me a good squeezer last night on the job.......right on the vinegar strokes too!!
by ginger April 10, 2003
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Is the juice worth the squeeze

Drew: I have been dating this divorced girl, and no matter what I try, I can get her to give it up.

Eric: Is the juice worth the squeeze?

Drew: Not really. I wouldn't want anything serious with her. And she is only a 7.
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main squeeze

One's boyfriend, girlfriend or spouse.

This humorous phrase dates back to the 1800s, when it referred to a powerful or important person. In the 1970s, it began to refer to romantic partners.
1) I'd like you to meet Holly, my main squeeze.

2) The story is about a young man and his main squeeze, a cute coed named Nancy.
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
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Power squeeze

1. The act of stopping to take a shit when on the go or at work. this is often done in public bathrooms or at parties, or any other place you don't want to be caught pinching a lough.

2. the name associated with the high rate of speed that fecal matter sometimes exits the ass when taking a dump, this is often detectable by a cold back splash of water coming in contact with the asshole, chode, and or nut sack.
"Dude guard this door. I got to get a power squeeze in before gym."
by Bobby R January 14, 2009
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