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Sneaky Hawking

Also known as a Sneaky Reeves, this is the act of approaching a potential sex partner who is confined to a wheelchair, dumping him or her out of the seat from behind, then fucking them as they lay incapacitated on the floor.
It's really a shame about your mom's M.S., but the Sneaky Hawking I pulled on her last night seemed to lift her spirits.
by C fizzle snaps Stugots January 23, 2007
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Sneaky Espresso

A sneaky espresso is when a barista or coffee maker puts poo, either human or animal, into a rude customer's coffee or hot beverage. Those well trained in executing the sneaky espresso can do so without the customer ever realising they are drinking shit.
"Man, how rude was that customer!"

"Don't worry, I took his latte out the back and gave him the old sneaky espresso!"
by ChinChinMan November 14, 2011
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sneaky dolphin

the sneaky dolphin is a sex act where you are doing a girl doggy style and you pull it out and try to sneak it into her butt and she turns, looks at you and says nn..nn.. sounding like flipper asking for some fish.
My girlfriends sister won't return my calls after i tried the sneaky dolphin on her last week.
by JoJo gozongas March 28, 2007
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squeaky bum time

the tense final stages of a league competition, especially from the point of view of the leaders, usually used in football (soccer)
With ten more games remaining in the season, its squeaky bum time for the league leaders, who cannot afford any more slip ups in their remaining games.
by Ron Atkinson December 12, 2008
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squeaky-clean wedgie

A combination of a regular wedgie and a melvin/frontal wedgie.
First the victim is given a regular wedgie then the attacker pulls the victims underwear up at the front- causing the underwear to be dragged out of your butt and up at the front.
This is repeated several times and usually by two people (one at the front, one at the back) pulling alternatly.

Note: The victim has to be wearing pants/trousers during a squeaky-clean or the underwear won't stay wedged in.

Also it should be noted that doing this to a girl is unbelievably painful and should only be done to someone who really deserves it
Once I was hanging out at my friends house and laying on her bed when she suddenly came up behind me and gave me a wedgie (my underwear had been showing) she picked me up by my pink panties then let go, then my other friend gave me a melvin and the panties ripped across my pussy and burned. Giving me a squeaky-clean wedgie

They did this about 10 times and I started to orgasm from it.But I got them both back in the night by putting them in jock-lock wedgies
by Year11er May 23, 2008
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sneaky vampire

Similar to the sudden werewolf, but can be done on any night. During doggystyle, right before climax, bite your partner on the neck. When he/she whips around and asks, "WTF?!", shoot your man-milk right in their eyes (it'll sting like garlic). When they search blindly for a weapon, turn into a bat and get the hell out of there, Bela. Be home before sunrise.
Kristina had been giving me a hard time lately, so I decided a sneaky vampire was in order. Bitch tried to put a stake thru my heart.
by Evil Jedi July 20, 2006
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Sneaky Snive

1. A white kid that does nigger things. 2. A kid from Winter Haven, FL that steals, mercilessly. 3. A god damned thief. 4. Someone that nobody trusts, no matter what. i.e. Halle Berry 5. A kid that steals Bushmaster .233 caliber semi-automatic police weapons out of unlocked cars just because he's a fucking nigger.
Holy shit, somebody stole all my shit for absolutely no reason at all.
It was probably Sneaky Snive, that thieving nigger that steals.
OH MY FUCK! It was Sneaky Snive, he left his ID behind because he's a fucking retarded ass nigger.
What a god damned thief.
by ANiggerFromHell August 14, 2011
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