Splurtage

Peeing when you are not ready.

I raced to the bathroom but had a little splurtage before I got there.

by thebrainlady November 14, 2011

Splfrgh

a vibrating 'Sound' to denote someone blowing their tongue at you.

boy 1: Hey, that's my place that you are sitting at newbie??!!

boy 2: Splfrgh... so go find a new one.

by WordyBirdy February 28, 2012

Splorgy

An orgy where the main goal is for everyone and everything to be splooged on

Geoffrey: You going to that splorgy tonight?

Wang: Nah man I don't wanna get cum all over my body

by Norway Loves Meerkats February 3, 2015

Spurgt

A Danish word that people use when someone says something out of the blue that they didn't ask nor care about

Originally it is another form of the word 'spørg' which means 'ask'

person1: wow the weather is so nice today
person2: yeah i know right? and the sky is really pretty
person1: by the way i really like watermelon
person2: spurgt!

by Eggeutarateu December 13, 2016

splurdunking

The action of giving a blowjob to a man sitting on the toilet

OMG Jessica and I were splurdunking all night long !!!

by Lolkkkfyi April 22, 2017

spurgphoria

the ultimate, insurmountable happiness experienced during successful and accomplished hyper-engagement in any repetitive task such as un-winnable infinite-level games, hand tics and eccentric verbal outbursts, senseless item organization and categorization, or electronic/classical music, broken only by an interruption or forcible discontinuation from the activity, resulting in subsequent irritation or yelling (or if you're doing poorly in the repetitive video game or there's a WiFi interference)

I just got to wave 80 on Robotron 2084, feeling super good spurgphoria right now, if you disrupt me I'll probably yell at you and clear all the cereal off of your shelf in the kitchen and throw your milk gallons out into the back yard!

Heaven hath no unlimited bliss like alphabetizing your 30,000 YuGiOh! card collection, all in appropriate protective sleeves in near-mint condition and organizing your lifetime math tournament receipts in reverse chronological order--the foundation for the zenith of pure, undiluted spurgphoria.

by spicyenchiladalos June 17, 2017

Splargin

Verb; When someone Blabbers on about a topic

"John!, Stop Splargin About Airplanes"

by George Withensend March 28, 2018