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Snorting Office

The location where cocaine is made. In other words, a crack house/meth lab. Usually inhabited by rough looking men in lab coats and mouth covers, using razors to cut up cocaine, then weighing it and putting it into bags. Also in the Snorting Office there are guns of many calibre's and a dodgy looking chap who puts the bags of weighed coke in his pocket or shoe or wallet and then goes out and sells the drugs.
Dave: Did you get the stuff???

Greg: Hells yeah, its real fresh too.

Dave: How fresh??

Greg: Literally fresh out the Snorting Office.

Dave: Sweet.
by Sieffy December 7, 2012
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sporting

when you send nudes back and forth to someone on social media (usually snapchat) with no strings attached. the two sporters usually flirt and send pics knowing neither want a relationship. the word gets its name from its competitive nature, as participants usually try to get as many nudes/sexual texts as they can in the shortest amount of time. sporting must be consensual on all ends! if not consented, sporting is sexual harassment. ASK FOR CONSENT TO SPORT.
“matthew just sent me a snap saying “hey baby, i wanna fuck you so bad right now. i wanna see your body. pics?”

“ew, does he like you? he barely knows you!”
“no! were both sporting! its like a temporary flirt sesh”
by sporter69696969 May 15, 2021
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Shorting

Using a condom to only cover the tip of the penis, leaving the foreskin exposed. This is done to enhance pleasure for the male, by exposing the bundle of nerves where the foreskin attaches to the penis head. This provides the sensation of skin on skin, but allows the condom to function by catching the sperm. This does not protect against STDs and is not an approved use of a condom, but is used by many married couples who are unable to use other birth control methods and enjoy the skin on skin contact.
When I was shorting the condom, it felt like I wasn't wearnig one at all!
by Damin_216 August 24, 2009
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sporting

A whimsical term to describe a man proudly displaying his erect penis underneath his outer wear
Jason: Hey, look at that fuckface over there with the massive hard-on
Greg: Yeah, he's sporting in the corner like he's Johnny Wadd
by wch-meister July 21, 2016
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sporting it fresh

having unshaved pubic hair
Sporting it fresh is not an option.
by durka durka December 28, 2005
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splitting atoms

Going "nuclear" on someone; similiar to hulk out. To lose ones temper and start destroying everything in the vacinity
If I hear one more thing about that problem, I'm gonna start splitting atoms!
by Anon March 24, 2005
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snorting wet meth

When a girl takes a guys load right up her nose and sniffs it further up like itz some kind of new, exotic drug. YOU SICKEN ME!
Chris: Hemi likes boyz! wat a faggot!
Dillon:wat u gonna do this weekend Hemi?Besides smell like a dead horse and not shower.
Hemi(fag):Im prolly just gonna go home , put on some country music and try snorting wet meth.
Aaron:BF3C 4 life nigga!
by NiPz Is MyHerO November 13, 2005
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