Sploop

Sloop is a name chosen only by beings equal with god. Only such divinity would appreciate the deeper meaning this singular strand of scribbles entails. The history, the references, the lore, all coalesce into but a word spoken exclusively by those worthy.

"Imagine being a mortal unable to say the word Sploop"
"Lmao, I wanna Sploop all over their asses rn."
"Hey look, it seems that bitch is abt to say it. Get ready to decimate his ass the moment it comes out his mouth"
An average conversation by 2 gods

by Axalcyst September 13, 2023

Splurp

Same thing as slonking.

"Hey bro, I'm tired, let's go have a splurp!"

by Splurper January 5, 2024

Splorge

A goop creatrue, mostly opaque. Can come in many different colours with the weakness of 'blue'. The splorges have thier own city with statues of great splorges such as the splorge 'Decayor of Creation'.

They can Morth and shape thier body to will, and will eat anything in thier path.

1- "Hey what is that goop?"
2- "That goop is a splorge"

by Four_Spaces February 6, 2024

Splorsh

When a woman is masturbating and as she's about to finish but farts, queefs, squirts, and cums all at once.

Girl 1: I hate Splorshing, it's so annoying
Girl 2: Ik right, my bf witnessed it once and broke up with me

by Hdndbsydhdn November 17, 2023

Splooped

A lesser form of burnout

The human equivalent of a melting ice cream cone

“I’m so splooped after today, I just wanna collapse into my bed”

by RandomnesssE November 21, 2023

splormey

splormey: a act of splooging on a dead rat inside of a pillow case

john, you cant splormey in public that’s rude!

by ryan darby July 19, 2024

Splorce

The act of achieving post-nut clarity after going through a divorce.

I splorced last night and I now know how I feel.

by Syndi_GM May 1, 2024