Similar to a family tree, but populated with one’s sexual conquests rather than relatives. It is commonly depicted by a phallus representing the trunk, testicles for the roots, and globs of splooge shot from the tip for the foliage (conquests).
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)
Abe painted a mural of his splooge tree on the wall, and the damn thing looks like an overgrown weeping willow.
by MaryTodd1818 April 25, 2021
Get the Splooge Treemug. by JBry tha boss June 2, 2014
Get the splooge jellymug. by Cooooogle Kaitlan June 19, 2019
Get the Snooze Sploogemug. by emg67 February 23, 2015
Get the Sock Sploogemug. To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.
Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.
Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.
Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”
by janicethefrog October 27, 2023
Get the speed sploogemug. 
A high school assistant principal who is always uptight and thinks he Jesus Christ himself, biggest douchebag, cunt on this planet and gives students detention, and suspension for no fucking reason, especially when there's "no proof", he's also a liar and doesn't stick to his word so he's a hypocrite as well.
by Maudie November 24, 2016
Get the splooge bagmug.