The naked female partner assumes a resting horizontal position on a bed or similar comfortable surface (NB not a beach). She may be face down or face up. On the request of her male partner, she opens her legs to the fullest extent possible, exposing her intimate areas, folds and orifices to his gaze, inspection and physical touch. With commitment and the assistance of a physiotherapist it may be possible to gradually extend the legs to a maximum degree, but care should be taken not to damage the hips or femur.
“So why did you give me 6 sessions with a physiotherapist, a torch, and a magnifying glass for my birthday Frank?”
“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”
“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”
by Fiona BR December 23, 2022
Get the split infinitymug. verb. When a party of characters decides to separate, usually to cover more ground, but sometimes because of divergent strategies and/or heated debate (PvP).
Usually denotes a problematic within roleplaying sessions, as splitting the party usually wastes someone's time unless a DM is ballsy enough to run two scenes in parallel.
Usually denotes a problematic within roleplaying sessions, as splitting the party usually wastes someone's time unless a DM is ballsy enough to run two scenes in parallel.
Scooby Doo has hundreds of examples of "splitting the party," for example:
Velma Dinkley: trying to find Shaggy and Scooby I think we should split up.
Fred Jones: Good Idea!
Daphne Blake: I'll go with Beau.
Fred Jones: frowning Bad idea!
Velma Dinkley: trying to find Shaggy and Scooby I think we should split up.
Fred Jones: Good Idea!
Daphne Blake: I'll go with Beau.
Fred Jones: frowning Bad idea!
by vahouzn April 13, 2014
Get the splitting the partymug. A variation of conalingus; a sexual act performed on a female typically predicated on fornication. However, the act ends abruptly and without completion or any further advances.
by Lickity_Smooth February 8, 2021
Get the Lickity Splitmug. by bdub097 December 5, 2017
Get the split washermug. My mother promised my 5 siblings and I to share the proceeds of the sale of her home, but I only received a Dougie Split.
by RatedHComedy July 7, 2022
Get the Dougie Splitmug. by The Name November 23, 2016
Get the Whippity splitmug. by RagePrblm August 4, 2003
Get the Split Tomatomug.