split the whisker

a chick taking a piss.

nora likes to split the whisker after a few pints of snakebite.

by nigelnomates September 20, 2007

urethral splinter torture

A very painful process in which someone sticks a splinter down your penis and it gets stuck

My friend gave me urethral splinter torture

by Masterpotatoman October 6, 2016

split his wig

To hit someone in the head; To beat someone up very badly.

He came up on me so I split his wig!

by Big Daddy March 12, 2003

Split Wig

1. A persons bleeding face or head after an ass whipping. 2. Someone who just got the shit beat out of them and has visible damage to the cranial region.

1. Damn, that fool just got his wig split. 2. Shut up or I will split your wig!

by Lee Chapman April 14, 2003

split

1. to leave the scene
2. to cut; physically or as in a haircut
3. to divide something into pieces

1. "This place is beat, let's split."
2. a."I'm going to split this dude's face open" or "This kid got his wig split last night." b. "I'm headed down the way to get dome split."
3. "Split that 6 to 4, my way."

by 215illadelph March 15, 2009

Master splinter

A person who looks like a rat, but with the training of the Karate. So in essence Master Splinter is just a Ninja Rat Boy

Ahh! Master Splinter you have honoured us with your presence.

by Maverick October 13, 2003

splinter cell

Another term for a splinter cell is a type of cell (aka : militia-type group) that is seperated into an, often secret, location.

Splinter Cell is the name of a kickass game from Tom Clancy (even though there is a claim that he had no relation whatsoever to its development), brought to us by Ubisoft. Sam Fisher is a splinter cell, working overseas by himself, but equipped with technology that lets his buddies in the US government pinpoint his every location and every doing.

"Being monitored 24-7 sounds like hell actually."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004