Reference to the sound of a woman's genitals being smacked with a spatula with the resulting sound being a noun to describe a vagina
by Mustgav July 26, 2025
Get the Splatmug. a pornographic picture encased in a plastic bag that is can be plastered to the wall, and used in a jail or prison shower to fap off to; some fap packs or the materials used to construct one may have some trade value.
by dbez October 9, 2011
Get the splat packmug. The lack of sound that a bug makes when it hits your windshield. This is caused from hot dry weather and no bug juice.
It has been so hot and dry out that when Pat and I were driving down the road we ran into a swarm of bugs and had nothing but dry splats which leave no marks on the windshield.
by demon71 August 11, 2010
Get the dry splatmug. When a girl jumps off the bed or an elevated surface, at least five feet from the ground, landing on a guy's flaccid penis, resulting in a fleshy "splat" sound. Usually performed during ovulation. Popular in Asia.
by Outragedracer22 July 28, 2020
Get the Splattingmug. When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!
He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
by anonymous March 21, 2025
Get the ultimate deer splatmug. When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!
He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025
Get the ultimate deer splatmug. the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.
Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*
by MEAGPERSON June 2, 2018
Get the ur grandma a splatmug.