Splaturn

Created when a shit is so explosive it leaves marks in the bowl.

Person 1:"Oh my god bro someone created splaturn in here!"
Person 2:"Probably should've flushed twice."

by Dream Creamer June 19, 2017

Splaining

Explaining something in a slightly condescending, patronizing manner, while a) assuming the person you're talking to isn't knowledgeable about the subject, b) likely believing you know more about it than you actually do, and c) thinking they must need to hear your wisdom.

Can be used as a suffix to indicate the topic being 'splained, e.g., dog-splaining, car-splaining

#1)

"I just got a puppy and you would not believe how many people dog-splain to me how I should train it or what its breed is like. They all think they're expert animal trainers."

#2)

Person A: "Hey man, I got a chance to look at your YouTube videos. You know, channels get more views when they have attention grabbing thumbnails. You might want to try that. Also, one way to get more engagement is to have an introduction that..."

Person B: "Dude, stop YouTube-splaining me. I run my own channel. You think I don't know about all that stuff already?"

by CommanderFerret March 18, 2021

Splatasha Jumpanoff

When Nat goes Splat.

Ima sue Marvel, brb

Gonna go pull a Splatasha Jumpanoff

by Shuri.is.Marvel March 9, 2022

Nati Splatties

The explosive anal discharge of liquid Natural Light from the night before...

I'm still recovering from the bad case of the Nati Splatties I had earlier...

by Mike Palazzo February 12, 2008

Raw-splash

The act of running up to somebody, cumming on the back of their leg, and then running away

"dude, i totally raw-splashed that chick, she never saw me cumming"

by adriansucks May 19, 2010

out splatter

It's what happens when a drop of water hits something and the drop breaks. It's the water that spills outside the drop.

A drop of water hit my tongue and I could feel the out splatter all over my tongue.

by The mad thinker. June 7, 2019

Chug Splash

A Chug Splash requires two or more people (1 male and other person of your choice!) to replicate. Before the man reaches climax, the other person must kneel at least 2 inches away from the males genitalia, while the male is stimulating himself ferociously and shaking it like a soda can. Once the man is ready to splurge he must say “Prepare for the Splash Zone!” To which then the other person will open their mouth and close their eyes and jug the sweet nectar juices from their partners untamed penis and then proceeds to spit it up towards the ceiling and down to their face.

Ron: Hey Nancy! Want to come over and try the Chug Splash! I heard it’s fun for new couples!
Nancy: Sure Ron but will it arouse my fountain fetish?
Ron: Yes! And that’s on God, baby girl!

by Poo poooo head July 16, 2020