spiritual debt-relief ploy

Refers to an utterly despicable "taking His name in vain" strategy, whereby you --- having previously either promised someone intimacy if he'd spend money on you, or used a similar promise to strip off and/or spread your legs as "collateral" in case you're unable to pay back a loan that you ask of him --- subsequently claim to have "gotten religion" and are therefore concerned that "He would not approve" of adultery/fornication, and thus you no longer feel that you should have to honor your promise of sexual favors.

The spiritual debt-relief ploy is one of the oldest and most pathetically disgraceful schemes for obligation-free mooching that the world has ever known, and has probably turned countless multitudes of disgruntled people off of established religion. About the only time that this strategy might be at all justified would be if you've gotten unwillingly dragged into obligation by an advantage-taking credophile during a moment of financial desperation, and are unable to pay him back despite your best efforts.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

spiritual whore

Someone who wants to be a whore but can’t do it physically, lest they imagine being sexually promiscuous in spirit

“I would go out and fuck anyone tonight but I’m too scared of STDs.. Guess I’m a spiritual whore!”

by sexy bitchxx February 17, 2022

Spiritually Israeli

something lame

A: "OMG, have you listened to that new Taylor Swift album?!"
B: "The Life of a Showgirl? Yeah, I did. It was spiritually Israeli."

by neznambratle123 November 12, 2025

Spiritual Cigarette

A cigarette rolled with weed in it

Hey bro, let’s go smoke a spiritual cigarette after class

by Vaporizer56 June 18, 2019

Spiritual Fuckboy

A spiritual fuckboy is a variant of fuckboy that has emerged into popularity along with gen z woke community. They virtue signal and use language that can be seen as emotionally intelligent, genuine and caring. These words are often just tools used to entice there love interest. Once a spiritual fuckboy has gotten what they needed they will often lose interest in there lover or create a drama within the relationship in order to leave.

Did you see all the spiritual fuckboy's at the cacao ceremony.

by Figment of Rob December 2, 2023

Spiritual age

How much you believe in god the higher it is the better of a person you are and the other way around

She always believe her spiritual age is high

by 459395 May 1, 2022

spiritually unavailable

The act of being unavailable to date because your heart/ soul/ interest is with someone else.

I want to start dating again, but I’m spiritually unavailable.

If I weren’t still hung up on Bill, I would date Eric- but I’m spiritually unavailable.

by Lintonurblackpantz February 1, 2023