An incomplete and wholly unsatisfying bowel movement resulting from irregular work/sleep patterns which counter the body's natural circadian rhythm.
Hey Bobby, my gut really aches you got any metamucil? After switching from midnights to days all I managed to squeak out this morning was a meagre shift shit.
by Santo Mierda September 8, 2010
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Alejandro made a real spictacle of himself pulling up to Popeye's in his purple Escalade with 22" chrome rims and 40" woofers.
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1. after receiving a text, intentionally waiting a certain period of time to text back to make it seem like one is either too busy, not interested, or just not over-eager.
2. when on tour, driving a few extra hours in the van on the way to the show in order to avoid the sunrise shift on the upcoming overnight drive.
2. when on tour, driving a few extra hours in the van on the way to the show in order to avoid the sunrise shift on the upcoming overnight drive.
1. "this crazy chick i hooked up with has been texting me non-stop so i've been phase shifting to slow her ass down."
2. "pull the fucking van over kevin i know you are fucking phase shifting right now you fucker."
2. "pull the fucking van over kevin i know you are fucking phase shifting right now you fucker."
by TeddyPendergass January 14, 2010
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by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 15, 2019
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Generally regarded as the worst shift to draw, as it combines the least sleep with the highest fatigue and the highest risk of attacks.
Generally regarded as the worst shift to draw, as it combines the least sleep with the highest fatigue and the highest risk of attacks.
The attack came around 2am with only a lone guard on the dead man's shift snoring in the command room.
by CircularLogic June 2, 2011
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by Noir July 15, 2006
Get the propaganda sifter mug.an alternative to literally pushing shift + 1 to produce an explanation mark. used to piss off noobs who cant talk internet slang.
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