freedom of speech

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

In short, we can say what we want to say, within certain limits. Yes, you can say "FUCK YOU" to a police officer and call your lawyer (if you're stupid enough) and get away with it. You can't give threats or endanger public safety, however.

Basically, if you want to use it, keep your lawyer on speed dial and have deep pockets.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. -Part of the U.S Bill of Rights. Collect them all!

by I r Mime June 10, 2007

figures of speech

A word or phrase used in a nonliteral sense to add rhetorical force to a spoken or written passage.

Figures of speech: "Calling her a crab was just a figure of speech... But she has literal crabs."

by DefineItSam November 6, 2014

spechaeial

Pronounced: Special

Adjective that is used to as an euphemism to describe abnormal behavior.

Adj: used to replace "retard" or "special ed"

Wow, that was so stupid it was spechaeial!

Don't do that; it makes you look spechaeial.

You're such a horrible speller; it's very spechaeial!

You're so special that you're spechaeial!

by Jes!c April 7, 2010

speath

When a woman has a mouth full of cum and trying to talk.
"Speath to me baby"

Speath to me baby

by matimus January 27, 2015

Sleach

scumbag, slimy, dirtier than dirt and lazy, when "douchebag" is too much of a compliment

When a friend drinks all the beer, steals your cozie, pukes on the floor, passes out, and then is gone before clean up in the morning, he is a sleach.

by Aria Fugazi June 9, 2015

smeach

When your cock gets caught in your zip it results in a scream and whimper at the same time.

Did you hear that bloke smeach

Yeah. He caught his banjo string in his zip cos he's pissed

by Linebacker589 December 17, 2016

Sweach

An act of doing anything.

I'm literally Sweaching!
He's a total sweach.

by JustJoey November 5, 2018