me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
by ihandlethisidk September 15, 2022
we pulled a Rusty Soviet on homeboy when he wouldn't let the gang use his bakery to make bread for the hood.
by jimmyjohnsbqqandgravy December 2, 2018
When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king
You: I got my red wings last night
Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it
You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba
Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it
You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba
by Phried Philosopher December 28, 2021
Person 1: All those people have the same bowl-shaped hair
Person 2: Heck yeah boi it's the Soviet Hair Salon
Person 2: Heck yeah boi it's the Soviet Hair Salon
by Anti Social Cuddlefish March 25, 2020
by themadasshatter January 16, 2012
A special pie made during the Cold War Era by Soviet bakers consisting of cherries, chocolate, plutonium, bown sugar, and whipped cream.
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
by Covert Rage November 3, 2021