Soviet Coffee

When someone has a rectal bleed and has diarrhea. The toilet bowl is tinted a reddish brown.

I’m so sick that I made Soviet coffee all day.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023

Soviet Stache

The result of eating out a woman on her period. Results in a red mustache on the upper lip.

Stacy: "Thanks for eating me out Chad. You look so hot with that soviet stache."
Chad: "The redder, the better"

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 17, 2024

Detroit Red Soviets

A derogatory nickname used by Red Wings haters (primarily the Blackhawks and Blues). Also, a name used to refer to its alleged ties to Russia/Soviet Union.

The Detroit Red Soviets always get all the breaks in the NHL, and our team can't. I'm glad when they lose a game.

by GOPhater March 02, 2012

T-28 (Soviet)

Not to be confused with the T28 superheavy, the T-28 was a soviet medium tank used in the Second World War, The Winter War, and was designed in 1931 and was produced until 1941. It has up to 80mm of armour. It had a top speed of around 20mph.

Person:“Who can name any tanks from World War Two?”

Person2: “The T-28 (Soviet) multi turreted tank”

Person: “Random but good answer”

by Glamrock Chica December 29, 2022

soviet pigeon

Putin, Stalin, and Kim Jong Un's leader.

jim: Stalin is a proud worshiper of the soviet pigeon

by myfriendputin December 13, 2017

soviet happy days

A kafkaesque scenario where you don't jump shark; shark jumps YOU!

Welcome to Soviet Happy Days, Fonzie. You put that coffee down. That coffee is for closers.

by Orangeboxman December 12, 2016

Soviet Flute

n. When hooking up with a person with the intention of playing them but in actuality they are using you for personal gain.

Dan was on the receiving end of a Soviet Flute when he woke up with his wallet and watch stolen after hooking up with a girl from the bar.

by emikcw850 December 13, 2017