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Soviet Helmet

A currently unknown sex move involving alien space crabs.
I'd totally pull a Soviet Helmet on Amber Heard
by themadasshatter January 24, 2012
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Detroit Red Soviets

A derogatory nickname used by Red Wings haters (primarily the Blackhawks and Blues). Also, a name used to refer to its alleged ties to Russia/Soviet Union.
The Detroit Red Soviets always get all the breaks in the NHL, and our team can't. I'm glad when they lose a game.
by GOPhater May 30, 2012
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rusty soviet

its when a group of guys fuck someone in the ass with a gun to their head.
we pulled a Rusty Soviet on homeboy when he wouldn't let the gang use his bakery to make bread for the hood.
by jimmyjohnsbqqandgravy December 2, 2018
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Soviet of the union

When somebody is acting like some kind of big shot Russian communist.

A do-gooder that thinks they deserve some kind of award from the dictator.
"Who made you Soviet of the Union?"
"What does that make you, Soviet of the union?"
"They should've named you Soviet of the union"
by Joey_Steel October 16, 2018
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Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...
American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018
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peng soviet

A page that posts shitty normie memes and that grows slower than his penis.
Have you seen that peng soviet post , the one that is normie as fuck and has like 10 likes.
by Fickle Author December 24, 2018
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Soviet City of Seattle

The Soviet City of Seattle is the largest city in Washington state. Filled to the brim with Communists, Socialist, Hippies, Addicts and bum camps. Seattle is a "progressive" city with a governing body who believe that all the citizen's monies are really their money. They tax and fee the residents to death and create a business hostile environment.

Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.
Seattle used to be kind of cool, until the chode commies took over and destroyed it.

Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.

Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.
by The Dancing Donkey Dick June 12, 2018
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