Soviet Union

HIGH ON VODKA PUTIN RIDING A BEAR

Soviet Union dab

by Lillian Pumpernickel September 30, 2018

Soviet Stache

The result of eating out a woman on her period. Results in a red mustache on the upper lip.

Stacy: "Thanks for eating me out Chad. You look so hot with that soviet stache."
Chad: "The redder, the better"

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 17, 2024

Soviet Union

a state that collapsed in 1991. gave us one of the best anthems of all time, which was powerful to use in every end of a battle

wow, the Soviet Union was the largest country by size in the 1980s before getting killed to form about a few countries. Russia is trying to get it back when they win the war against Ukraine.

by irieomgfunny/面白い May 27, 2022

Don't Soviet

Meaning don't do that
Pun intended
Russia (Soviet union) attacking Ukraine

Me: I'm craving a cigarette
You: don't Soviet

by @obvsllly February 28, 2022

soviet suck

When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.

For example:

Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?

Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.

Both: For the motherland.

by Красная Ракета February 29, 2020

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

Soviet letter opener machinery

a humorous way of referring to the Berlin Wall.

It effectively acted as a "letter opener," preventing communication and movement between the two sides.

We were expecting letters from our family in the USSR, but never heard from them, due to the "Soviet letter opener machinery" keeping people from emigrating and preventing brain drain.

by ayobro April 20, 2025