Soviet Stache

The result of eating out a woman on her period. Results in a red mustache on the upper lip.

Stacy: "Thanks for eating me out Chad. You look so hot with that soviet stache."
Chad: "The redder, the better"

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 17, 2024

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Soviet Coffee

When someone has a rectal bleed and has diarrhea. The toilet bowl is tinted a reddish brown.

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A kafkaesque scenario where you don't jump shark; shark jumps YOU!

Welcome to Soviet Happy Days, Fonzie. You put that coffee down. That coffee is for closers.

by Orangeboxman December 12, 2016

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n. When hooking up with a person with the intention of playing them but in actuality they are using you for personal gain.

Dan was on the receiving end of a Soviet Flute when he woke up with his wallet and watch stolen after hooking up with a girl from the bar.

by emikcw850 December 13, 2017

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Get two Russian girls and sit them next to each other and slap your dick (sickle) back and forth between their cheeks.

I’m going to give those Russian twins the Soviet sickle!

by Stogie183 July 20, 2023

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A page that posts shitty normie memes and that grows slower than his penis.

Have you seen that peng soviet post , the one that is normie as fuck and has like 10 likes.

by Fickle Author December 24, 2018

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The motherland. Our only hope. Our pride and joy. The embodiment of happiness

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