6 definitions by Orangeboxman

Even more powerful than Big Oil or Big Pharma, Big Karen is the core demograph down to which all other powers must ultimately bow. She's white, she's over 50, and damn is she ever entitled. She has the most votes, and in real terms, controls the most capital. Why are there a million black men doing unpaid labor in American prisons? Cui Bono? The most typical depositor to the financial institutions that derive profit from prison labor is... guess who. Big Karen has The Patriarchy pussywhipped. Big Karen says you're victimizing her by not feeding her a bigger omelet, but also by breaking too many eggs. Big Karen says there are too many babies being born. But what part of the population is actually exploding? Guess who.
Sorry, we still can't ratify the E.R.A. Big Karen is ready to be PAID for heavy lifting, but not ready for actually DOING any heavy lifting.
by Orangeboxman May 27, 2021
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A kafkaesque scenario where you don't jump shark; shark jumps YOU!
Welcome to Soviet Happy Days, Fonzie. You put that coffee down. That coffee is for closers.
by Orangeboxman December 12, 2016
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The inability to tolerate or metabolize illogical bullshit.
"If you can't sit through a political debate without vomiting from all the ad hominem, straw men, false attrubutions, equivocation and circular reasoning, you may have Dysfallia. Ask your doctor if Hemlock is right for you."
by Orangeboxman February 5, 2015
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people trying to upstage other people with greater personal moral outrage
The outrage olympics began when someone used the word "crippled" to describe the differently-abled person.
by Orangeboxman May 10, 2017
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A group selfie (we) that visually indicates who controls the camera (me).
"We all look great, but only one of us shows a good weemie."
by Orangeboxman December 12, 2016
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A succession of words apparently offered as a political statement, which loses nothing appreciable in coherence or intelligibility when it is read with the order of words reversed.
Sarah Palindrome : "I think a lot of people are capitalizing, perhaps exploiting, what was done via me, my family, my administration..." COMPARE WITH: "administration, my family, my me, via done, was what exploiting, perhaps capitalizing, are people of lot A, think I"
by Orangeboxman January 31, 2015
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