skunk drunk

Being so wasted that you can't remember everything that happened at the party.

-I gave you my phone number?
-Yeah but you were skunk drunk, you might not remember.

by Evan'o July 28, 2007

drunk as a skunk

To be extremely intoxicated.

"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."

by alexandra October 11, 2004

punch the skunk

to furiously masturbate

Joe: hey Adam, I'm gonna go punch the skunk
Adam: aye my man can i come?

by Thailand22321 May 20, 2019

Skunk biscuit

Similar to a shart, this happens when you think you need to fart, but a small biscuit of poo tags along AND leaves a dark streak on your underwear. Named for its smell, color pattern, and general consistency. These are common among older people who have lost control of their sphincter.

(Clinching butt cheeks together while walking stiff legged) Oh, shoot! I'm gonna need a bathroom right quick, I've got a skunk biscuit here. These Wednesday undies are definitely going in the trash.

by CBromberg March 26, 2017

gym skunk

A gym rat who smells like a skunk after workout

My roommate Kevin is a gym skunk, the entire apartment stinks after he comes back from workout.

by Kouschik July 1, 2018

sacred skunk

What you call a godly strain of some dank ass weed.

Yo man lets chill at my place I got some dank ass sacred skunk rolled up man.

by Volka September 11, 2016

Skunk money

When you go balls out doing something stupid

ME:Yo Steve do you wanna skunk money it
STEVE:I don't know looks a bit dangerous

ME:Do it for the boyz?

by Rat pudding 49 January 27, 2017