skunk drunk

Being so wasted that you can't remember everything that happened at the party.

-I gave you my phone number?
-Yeah but you were skunk drunk, you might not remember.

by Evan'o July 28, 2007

drunk as a skunk

To be extremely intoxicated.

"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."

by alexandra October 11, 2004

skunk grass

another name for marijuana, weed, kush, ganja, bud, pot etc

Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna smoke some skunk grass tonight?
Person 2: Who the fuck calls it that?

by dj vegan June 26, 2016

punch the skunk

to furiously masturbate

Joe: hey Adam, I'm gonna go punch the skunk
Adam: aye my man can i come?

by Thailand22321 May 20, 2019

Tarp skunk

Someone who has given up on life. They no longer take showers and wear their pajamas out in public.

That dude smells like shit and looks like he's wearing a sheet around his waist, what a tarp skunk!

by Dre716 January 24, 2020

skunk the cat

A very cuddly boi, very chonk, much love, he go purr, he a big chonk of fur, and most importantly when he see laser, he will say the N word

Wow look at skunk the cat, he’s so cute, and very chonk

by DeedeeDoodooIsOnTheToilet May 30, 2020

Skunk biscuit

Similar to a shart, this happens when you think you need to fart, but a small biscuit of poo tags along AND leaves a dark streak on your underwear. Named for its smell, color pattern, and general consistency. These are common among older people who have lost control of their sphincter.

(Clinching butt cheeks together while walking stiff legged) Oh, shoot! I'm gonna need a bathroom right quick, I've got a skunk biscuit here. These Wednesday undies are definitely going in the trash.

by CBromberg March 26, 2017