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Unless you are rich, skinny or extroverted, don’t expect to survive a single day in that school. Their ironic sleeveless uniforms collect armpit sweat and makes almost everyone there have the strongest smell of body odour there could possibly be.

It’s way too competitive and they make fun of people who do worse than them. They also can’t keep other people’s names out of their mouths for no reason and body shame a hell ton.
-: What’s that school that’s full of Chinese, judgmental, entitled, competitive, rude and petty girls again?
~: Are you talking about Singapore Chinese Girls’ School?
.: Yeah, that’s the one!
by pissboy29 August 25, 2021
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Singaporean Food

Malaysian food that is cooked without love or skill and tastes like newspaper.
There’s no such thing as Singaporean food, just Malaysian food ruined in Singapore
by Rosmah January 27, 2022
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Singapore Airlines

A large company that ownes EVERYTHING
Person One; "Hey Tony, who do you work for?"
Person Two; " Singapore Airlines! Everyone works for them as they own everything!"
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Singapore sandwich

When having sex with a woman in the sandwich position. Meanwhile two other females are doing blow off each side of the males dick and or the female's pussy.
I'm so going to get a Singapore sandwich later tonight.
by Wild chef June 28, 2014
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Singapore

To expose your breast in an alluring manner while at a fine dining establishment
My wife Singapore’d me at the dinner table!
by Tuneablemoss May 3, 2018
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Cis straight singaporean male

A really masculine and horribly straight man who, when another man of the same breed is within 2 feet away from them, instantly turns gay. This can be exhibited with behaviors such as slapping each others ass, carrying each other, nearly making out and flirtatious advances.

They can often be seen saying slurs, making fun of “woke sjws” and harassing others when out of gay mode however, so do take caution where necessary. Thankfully, most of them are non-threatening due to their lanky physique and overall incompetence.

A cis straight singaporean male can be easily identified with some or all of the following features: his oversized shirt, earrings, permed hair, all black clothing (unless wearing an obs shirt), black painted nails (unless deemed homosexual by the individual) and slides.

It should be noted that this term does not apply to every literal cis straight Singaporean male, but it applies to a large population who exhibit these specific characteristics.
Person 1: Yo did you see Aloysius?

Person 2: yea he was in the lab pining James to the wall… hes definitely a Cis straight singaporean male!
by Tiredd January 4, 2022
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Singapore

A nanny state that is glorified by money-loving cowards.
Money can’t buy happiness. Unfortunately, people who glorify Singapore are too dumb to realize that.
by akt858 October 25, 2020
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