Simon

Meaning 1: The word used to describe someone who is extremely awesome.
Meaning 2: The title of someone who's importance is greater than the king.

1. Mick Jagger is so Simon.
2. The Simon of England would like to see you sir.

by Anonymous Pukeko November 3, 2014

Simon Whistler

A synonym for egg.

Also the host of the Today I Found Out Youtube channel.

I am hungry, I will eat a Simon Whistler

by eggboy911 June 21, 2017

richard simmons

the act of being gay.

bob saget is quite richard simmons.

by Kris F. August 9, 2005

Summon

"Calling something" it is now yours. You can summon anything funny. and you can something anything just all out embarrassing. Example: "Summon her being obsessed with Zoo Tycoon" see its just weird. A hard summon is just an even greater summon. Credit is given to IH for speading it around cincinnati. Summon is just all around fun to say. so start summoning the chess club or maybe just the average nerd.

Summon booty clap

Summon so hard makeout sesh in a mall. GRITTY AF

by Theycallmemixed April 8, 2012

Simron

a sweet, caring girl who is very small because she’s Indian, more specifically Bengali. She enjoys watching romantic films and gushing about her boyfriend. She is very understanding and will be patient with you and she’s very pretty too.

Wow, I love Simron.

by my peepee hard 666 November 22, 2018

Simmone

Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.

Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at

by notchrisdontlookatme January 29, 2020

Simon

Simon is a sexy beast. Any girl will fall for him. His eyes and smile are beatiful and is popular. Is one of the sweetest guys you'll meet when you get to know them. Can keep a secret and will never let you go. Do not let a simon go.

Can I be like Simon?

by 1234332123 January 11, 2016