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Golden Shovel 

Its an object used by guys like John Cena, Triple H, and don't forget Big Daddy Shovel Kevin Nash, and Shawn Michaels. This is not just a normal shovel it is a shovel thats been used to bury the wrestling careers of Daniel Bryan, Booker T, Damien Sandow, CM Punk, and Dolph Ziggler. The Golden Shovel is the basically Wrestlings Devil Trident and or Pitchfork used to bury wrestlers in WWE. To use this Golden Shovel a WWE Wrestler must suck on Vince McMachon's Dick and play so much backstage politics where you have total control over what you want to do and bury as many people as you want.
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Triple H defeated Booker T at WrestleMania 20 using his signature Golden Shovel.
John Cena has kept and used the Golden Shovel ever since he became the face of WWE.
Kevin Nash used his Golden Shovel to end Goldberg's winning streak.
Golden Shovel by xSoFreshx December 10, 2013
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pumpkin shovel 

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.
for the love of god, shut the damn pumpkin shovel already!
pumpkin shovel by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

scum shovel 

Public transport used extensivly by the under-privileged
The number 12 (Torry to Northfield) bus in Aberdeen
scum shovel by Patrick Ewen November 17, 2004

Cunt Shovel 

A penis, dick, cock, etc.
She thinks I'm coming over to do some lawn work but the only tool I'm bringing is my cunt shovel.
Cunt Shovel by Lamont Walker September 24, 2016

shit off a shovel 

Very Fast.

In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.

That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.

An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
shit off a shovel by Slangboy January 6, 2006

Dick Shovel

The act of scooping shit out of a gaymans ass and putting it in his mouth
The guy up the road and his gay lover tried their first dick shovel on each other
Dick Shovel by DCDEAN December 19, 2012

Chinese Military Shovel 

The one thing that puts the swiss army knife to shame.
The uber-multi-purpose tool, the Chinese military shovel!