short thicc

When any girl/boy is really short but has a nice butt.

"Patricia is sooooo short thicc"

by Fruitkake February 8, 2018

short smoothie

When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.

"How did it go with Kevin last night?" .. "Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a short smoothie. I got dressed and left."

by vit2010 December 25, 2010

lip shorts

Super short shorts that girls wear, predominantly in summer. They are so short, you can almost see the girls labia or vagina "lips"

"Man! Girls shorts are getting shorter every year! You can almost see her vag! My daughter better never walk out of the house wearing a pair of lip shorts like that!"

by mjo08 October 18, 2015

Portland Shorts

Light-wash denim jeans hand-cut mid-way between the knee and the waist; frayed at the cut, inner pocket generally exposed at least one inch.

"oh, hey, did you see Michael's dope ass Portland Shorts?"

example - images.sodahead.com/polls/001120137/rednecks_answer_6_xlarge.jpeg

by physiclagraffiti May 21, 2012

too short

the bitches pimp

I'm too short baby the bitches pimp!

by nunua April 2, 2003

Short bus

A horizontally challenged bus that people have become accustomed to watching pick up developmentally challenged children and adults. Cleverly worked into an insult when someone does something stupid.

"What the hell are you doing pissing on my rug? I didn't see a short bus outside"

"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 27, 2004

stubby shorts

really skimpy footy shorts that many Aussie blokes wear during the summer, some are stubby to the point of indecent exposure.

Someone would say "That bloke down the street is always mowing the lawn in his stubby shorts, will he ever wear pants???"

by bread infection January 1, 2006