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Light-wash denim jeans hand-cut mid-way between the knee and the waist; frayed at the cut, inner pocket generally exposed at least one inch.
"oh, hey, did you see Michael's dope ass Portland Shorts?"

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by physiclagraffiti February 27, 2012
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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