shitdicktits

Long erect nipples which have been in someones anus.

She slipped her long, over-sized nipples in my anus and got crap on them and I was like, "damn you those are some nice shitdicktits"

by KamiOkurimono September 15, 2009

shiticle

1 - A shit recepticle. A toilet.

2 - Someone being used by someone else to dump all of their problems and worries on. Usually too nice to stop this from happening.

Person 1 - So yeah, she was crying to me on the phone last night. I stayed up all night with her.

Person 2 - Dude, you are such a shiticle.

by Someone who is very kewl December 31, 2009

Shitdick

Shitdick can mean Dickshit and also mean someone that is a retard. Incapable of having any laughs and has a dick up their ass.

sammi: hey shitdick! hows it going?
karina: hey dickshit! im good, how r u?
sammi: good man!

by poppopcorn December 9, 2013

shitvious

Shit Envy:
When taking a dump in a public restroom, a person sits down next to you and takes what sounds like the audible equivalent of an MLS GOOOOOOOOOOAL!, leaving you envious of the sense of relief that person must be experiencing.

I was doing work on the crapper and this dude came in and blew out his O-ring right next to me. I was totally shitvious.

by Lord Steezy December 4, 2014

shilvic

Shilvic is a wrinkled up toe. Specifically the big toe.

Oh man I stubbed my toe and now it's a shilvic

by Jesus6669 March 14, 2015

shitsicle

When u take a shit, wrap it saran wrap and freeze. Then make ur her pound out with it.

Made my girl a shitsicle this morning while reading the paper.

by hamburgfly October 16, 2015

Shitdick

1.Shit and dick combined

1.aki got a shitdick.

by Lil' Purple Guy October 22, 2015