Shitballs

Something yelled when things aren't going your way.

Guy#1 I wanna fuck your sister!
Guy#2 She moved to Alaska last month, you dumb fuck
Guy#1 SHITBALLS!

by ShmexyBoii October 28, 2011

Shitballs

A verb, meaning to go crazy or to lose the shit off of your balls.
Mainly used when someone says something extremely obscene.

Kate: Wanna have sex?
Bubba: SURE!

Kate: Oh yeah, I just had my period.
Bubba: FUCK! Don't go shitballs, bitch.

"i woke up this morning with the shitballs again"
"went out earlier and started talking to a girl, what do you know her friend straight up shitballs me!"
"I once took my girlfriend to a shoe store but when she told me to buy her shoes she straight up shitballs'd me"
"John left his shitballs in my backseat again, i'm going to have to call into work again"

by GottaLoveCorn August 23, 2012

Shitballs

Little clumps of shit that get stuck in your asshole and they are very annoying.

Damn, These shitballs are bothering me.

by Ethan Deitrich October 12, 2003

Shitbang

To excrete fecal matter to the eyes, causing visual impairment similar to a flash bang grenade.

Girl: Oh you missed my mouth!

Boy: No I didn't! You just got Shitbanged!

by Shizaface April 5, 2009

shituation

a situation that you'd consider being away from.

a shitty situation.

Kiwi: I had a dream about you and my mom doing it.

Tonsy: I wouldn't want to be in that shituation.

Kiwi: Neither do I.

by Mr.Debonaire December 3, 2010

ShitBag

Noun:
A person who is full of shit mentally and physically.
When a person is acting like a complete idiot you want to knock the shit out of them like a bag of shit.

Hansel is a real ShitBag, look at how he is acting. That ShitBag should have is ass removed.

by KylinHuxley September 16, 2005

shitbitchfuckingasshole

Said very fast, when you get extremly pissed off quickly or get suddently hurt, in most cases when you jam your hand in a door.

shitbitchfuckingasshole, I just got hit in the head with a tennis racket! i hate you alex.

by LAUREN TOLOCZKO January 2, 2008