2 definitions by ShmexyBoii

Shitballs

Something yelled when things aren't going your way.

Guy#1 I wanna fuck your sister!
Guy#2 She moved to Alaska last month, you dumb fuck
Guy#1 SHITBALLS!

by ShmexyBoii May 31, 2011

Human Sunglasses

A sexual position in which the man places his scrotum on top of a girls eyes and jiggles them around.

Dude, I just gave my gf human sunglasses!

by ShmexyBoii October 29, 2011