shelley

shelley is an old lesbian p.e. teacher that hooks up with other female p.e. teachers. she will belittle your friends volleyball skills and make you feel bad about urself. but.... she can be nice when she wants to.

kid#1: dude who do you have for p.e.?
kid#2: i have shelley and ive heard that she doesn’t like good volleyball players.

kid#1: ahahaha man that sucks for you!!

by thotslayer6ix9ine August 25, 2019

sheckels

What some mlg internet troll cunt face refers to coins as

And the dickhead said to me "give me your sheckels"

by Laurentheledge October 12, 2016

Shelley Winters

Character from the popular webcomic, Scary-Go-Round. In the words of john allison: "Loveable, slightly annoying ingenue. Likes things that are fun. Works as the mayor's assistant. Has a funny way of talking. Accident prone. Became a zombie once. Has enemies in the world of the deep."

Shelly: Fallon?
Fallon: Shelly?
Shelly: He was an Argentinian agent! He was here to save me and the monkeys!

by mauseman August 24, 2005

Shelley

A woman who has existed long before existence was even a thing, and will continue to be that way

Shelley's cave

by 54321oosah September 29, 2019

sheler

When someone takes a shit

I'll be back i got to go take a sheler

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Sherlean

Is the kind of person you want to know and if you befriend her you will never want to lose her. She's a wonderful daughter, a loving wife and the best kind of friend you could ever need, but above all she is the greatest big sister you could possibly have!!! She is trustworthy, kind, compassionate, and one of the most genuine people you will ever meet

Did you see that woman walking her dog? I know some of her friends and family and she's totally a Sherlean!

by PnkPnthr33 November 9, 2021

kekles and shekles

To throw coins a person of Jewish origin

I saw Jason earlier today and gave him some kekles and shekles

by thats isn’t if cheiferino December 4, 2018