Noun: When your walking back to the office after just realizing that you just failed the Air Assault School obstacle course and now your going home for being a wimp when you should have made it.
Every year many soldiers do the Air Assault walk of shame back to the office at Air Assault School to out process because they were not prepared for the intense training they had to endure like a 2 mile run and doing 9 obstacles that every soldier at basic training performs every year without problem.
by ASSLT BLACK HAT February 22, 2011
Get the Air Assault Walk of Shame mug.A shower taken the day after a brutal night of debauchery and drunken hook-ups. It may involve crying, and thorough regret but is always satisfying and cleanses the body and mind of un-brushed teeth and octopus hands.
It is usually scalding hot as a self punishment.
It is usually scalding hot as a self punishment.
After a night of drinking and making out with dirty Steve I had to have a shower of shame...it was the only way.
by georgia rule June 28, 2009
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a variation of the walk of shame where a guy has to walk by other guys in the men's room who are washing their hands and/or using the urinals in order to get to a stall to take a dump
-Ughh.. I had to take a dump right after the office fire drill when there were 20 guys in the restroom. Total bathroom walk of shame.
by disgusto October 21, 2011
Get the bathroom walk of shame mug.Similar to the Walk of Shame, the Lunch of Shame is where college girls sit in a dining hall at their college, hungover, usually with no makeup and clothes they dont care about how they look in, trying to figure out what it is they did the night before. A very common sight in pretty much any universities dining hall on a Saturday or Sunday
Cody: Dude, so many girls are rocking ponytails, no makeup, and sweatpants. Why do they all of a sudden not give a shit what they look like?
Dylan: Dude, its the Lunch of Shame, they're all really hungover
Dylan: Dude, its the Lunch of Shame, they're all really hungover
by RayLay23 February 23, 2012
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Get the Stickage of Shame mug.The path of shame is a wonderful technology-driven adventure. After sitting down in a chair, putting their hands up against a rail, and putting on a virtual reality headset, the victim is given the image of a person of their preference doing various sexual acts to them. As this is happening, the vibrator attached to the chair turn on for full effect. After about 10 minutes of fun, the video changes. The victim is in a dentist's office, with a man way over 85 years old standing over them with a toothless grin and that thing that sucks water out of your mouth. Clamps come down on the hands, legs and feet of the victim as the vibrator buzzes faster and the old man in the game unzips his pants. The victim cannot escape just by closing his eyes, as their headset is glued to their skull and the old man is whispering in their ear. Suddenly, the chair lurches forward and the screen goes dark. The clamps start to tighten and the vibrators buzz even faster. Shrek appears behind the victim in the game. Clamps on the back of the chair force the victim's asscheeks more than 4 inches. Hydraulics in the back of the chair start shooting out directly into the victim's ass, straightening their small intestine. The chair starts spinning rapidly, drowning out the already muffled screams of the victim. Buckets of pig blood, human feces, dead animals, and human vomit rain down on the victim, encouraging them to open their mouth and feel the full effect. This is the path of shame.
"Dude, did you try the path of shame? It's so awesome."
"Yeah man, it was the worst experience of my life. I threw up 3 times and came blood."
"Yeah man, it was the worst experience of my life. I threw up 3 times and came blood."
by Eddy Richtofen October 9, 2014
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